- ORGANIZE A BUNCH OF PEOPLE IN CLASS TO EMIT A LOW HUMMING NOISE . KEEPING STRAIGHT FACES . HMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMHHHHHHMMMMMMMMMMMMM .
- SUPERGLUE COINS TO THE FLOOR , COUNT MANY PEOPLE TRY TO PICK THEM UP
- END THE PAPER WITH '' THIS PAPER WILL SELF - DESTRUCT IN 10 SECONDS ''
- TTYYPPEE EEVVEERRYY LLEETTEERR TTWWIICCEE.
- WHEN WRITING AN ESPECIALLY LONG PAPER , PUT A RECIPE FOR CHOCOLATE CAKE IN THE MIDDLE AND SEE IF THE PROFFESOR NOTICES
- ASK TO INTRODUCE YOU '' INVISIBLE FRIENDS'' IN THE EMPTY SEAT BEHIND YOU ,
ASK FOR ONE EXTRA COPY OF EACH HANDOUT .
- SPEND THE LECTURE BLOWING KISSES TO OTHER STUDENTS
- WEAR A CAPE WITH A BIG ''S'' ON IT INFORM CLASSMATES THAT THE ''S'' STANDS FOR ''STUD''
- AT THE END OF CLASS, SHAKES EVERYONE'S HAND AND SAY '' IT WAS NICE SEEING YOU AT CLASS TODAY
- WHILE TAKING NOTES , REPEAT WHATEVER THE TEACHER SAYS AS YOU WRITE IT DOWN
- MAKE EYE CONTACT WITH EACH CLASSMATES
- LEARN MOSE CODE , AND HAVE CONVERSATION WITH FRIENDS IN PUBLIC CONSISTING ENTIRELY OF '' BEEEP BIP BIP BIP BEEP ''
-LEAVE YOUR TURN SIGNAL ON FOR FIFTY MILES
- SPEAKS IN ONLY A ROBOT VOICE
- REPLY TO EVERYTHING SPMEONE SAYS WITH '' THATS WHAT YOU THINK''
-FORGET THE PUNCHLINE TO A LONG JOKE , BUT ASSURE THE LISTENER IT WAS A REAL HOOT
-INVENT NONSENSE COMPUTER JARGON IN CONVERSATIONS, AND SEE IF PEOPLE PLAY ALONG TO AVOID THE APPEARANCE OF IGNORANCE
- HOLLER RAMDOM NUMBERS WHILE SOMEONE IS COUNTING
- ADJUST THE TINT ON YOUR TV SO THAT ALL THE PEOPLE ARE GREEN , AND INSIST TO OTHERS THAT '' LIKE IT THAT WAY ''
- DRUM ON EVERY Available surface
- HONK AND WAVE TO STRANGERS
- ONLY TYPE IN UPPERCASE
-PAY FOR YOUR DINNER WITH COINS
-REPEAT EVERYTHING SOMEONE SAYS AS A QUESTION
- WRITE '' X-BURIED TREASURE IN RANDOM SPOTS ON ALL OF SOMEONES ROADMAPS
- LIE OBVIOUSLY ABOUT TRIVIAL THINGS SUCH AS THE TIME TODAY
- ASK THE WAITRESS FOR AN EXTRA SEAT FOR YOUR ''IMAGINARY FRIEND''
-BEFORE EXISTING THE ELAVATOR , PUSH ALL THE BUTTONS
-KNOCK AND ASK '' HOW IT IS GOING'' ? TO SOMEONE CONSTIPATED IN A PUBLIC BATHROOM STALL
- CHEW OTHERS PEOPLES PENCILS
- REPEAT THE FOLLOWING CONVERSATION A DOZEN TIMES '' DO YOU HEAR THAT''? WHAT ?
NEVER MIND , ITS GONE NOW
- PUSH ALL THE FLAT LEGO PIECES TOGETHER TIGHTLY
-WHILE GOING DOWN IN AN ELEVATOR SCREAM ''ARRGGGGGGGGHHHH!!! WERE GONNA DIE ! FOR NO APPARENT PERSON
-SPEAK SO QUIETLY THAT PEOPLE ALWAYS HAVE TO GET YOU TO REPEAT IT
- TAKE PHOTOS OF PEOPLE WALKING DOWN THE STREET AND THEN RUN AWAY
-WHEN IM-ING SPELL EVERYTHING INCORECTLY ( SO I HEARD U LIEK CAKE ? )
- MOVE ALL PEOPLES BOOKMARK AHEAD THREE PAGES WHEN THEY AREN'T LOOKING
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