distraction // jack gilinsky

boners

mere:
you start

jack:
college?

mere:
yes
fav fruit?

jack:
starwberries 😉
pet peeve?

mere:
❤
slow walkers and people who make a big deal out of nothing
starbucks drink?

jack:
i hate slow walkers too
but slow drivers are worst
caramel macchiato
fav color?

mere:
grey
how tall are you?

jack:
5'10
you?

mere:
5'6
what is the most embarrassing thing that has happened to you with a girl?

jack:
oh god
this is really embarrassing

mere:
come on tell meee

jack:
okay so i was like 15 i think and i started to get boners like a lot.
so we were at a party and a pretty girl starts talking to me and she literally just said hi how are you? and my penis starts showing of through my jeans and she started laughing and i run to the bathroom and luckly she didn't tell anyone.

mere:
lmao
hahahaha
😂😂

jack:
okay now is my turn.
most embarrassing moment with a guy?

mere:
i don't think anything embarrassing has happened to me with a guy

jack:
what??
then in general

mere:
well i was a freshman and i was invited to a sophmore party and i was really exited so i went there with my dress and makeup all perfect and i was wearing a white dress.
so i started dancing with some girld there and a guy started yelling red and i was so confused and then a girl told me that i had my period...
i wanted to die.

jack:
hahaha
well we both have had embarrassing moments with our body

mere:
yep
fav color?

jack:
black
snapchat?

mere:
mereecarter
do u smoke?

jack:
yes
you?

mere:
sometimes
drink?

jack:
sometimes
virgin?

mere:
no i'm not
with how many girls have you sleep with?

jack:
actually not that much
15 maybe?
you with boys?

mere:
3
fav movie?

jack:
pitch perfect 😂
yours?

mere:
tangled
sport?

jack:
basketball
fav sex position?

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