The Great Escape [A Harry Potter FanFict].

Weasley's Wizard Wheezes

As Harry and I spun faster, our hands tightened hoping not to slip away from each other. We tucked out elbows into our sides while fireplaces were flashing past us, until I needed to throw up so I closed my eyes. Then the sensation started slowing down we let go of each other's hands and threw them out in front of us to come to a halt I time from falling face forward out of the Weasley's kitchen fire.

I opened my eyes an as it got use to the lighting I heard Fred ask excitedly," Did he eat it?" He held out a hand toward Harry to help him up and George did the same for me. I gladly accepted.

"Yeah." Harry answered.

"What was it?" I asked."Ton-Tongue Toffee," Fred answered brightly. I gave George a questioning look, but he just looked back at me smiling at us brightly. Fred continued, "George and I invented them, and we've been looking for someone to test them on all summer. We were thinking about Amber, but George didn't want to hurt her."

I blushed at the statement and looked at George. He was slightly blushing and looking away. "Thanks George. I owe you a ton."

The tiny kitchen busted into laughter with Ron, Bill, and Charlie at the table. I was here for a week so I know who they are.

"Hey guys!" I said while they just waved at me as they started talking to Harry.

"So are you guys working on anymore new items?" I asked eagerly.

"That my dear..." George started

"Is for us to know..." Fred continued

"And for you to find out." They both said in sync as they booped my nose.

"Fine! I want them for a discount." I said turning to Harry and the Weasley's.

"No!" Fred screamed at the same time George said," Sure! "

I chuckled as they started fighting about it. Then there was a faint popping noise that came from behind me near the twins. I turned around to see Mr. Weasley looking angrier than I have ever seen him.

"That wasn't funny, Fred!" He shouted. "What on earth did you give that Muggle boy?"

"I didn't give him anything," said Fred, with an evil grin. "I just dropped it.... It was his fault he went and ate it, I never told him to."

"You dropped it on purpose!" roared Mr. Weasley. "You knew he'd eat it, you knew he was on a diet-"

"How big did his tongue get?" George asked eagerly.

"It was four feet long before his parents would let me shrink it!"

We all, except for Mr. Weasley, roared with laughter again.

"It isn't funny!" Mr. Weasley shouted. "That sort of behavior seriously undermines wizard-Muggle relations! I spend half my life campaigning against the mistreatment of Muggles, and my own sons-"

"We didn't give it to him because he's a Muggle!" said Fred indignantly.

"No, we gave it to him because he's a great bullying git," said George. "Isn't he, Harry?"

"Yeah, he is, Mr. Weasley," said Harry earnestly.

"That's not the point!" raged Mr. Weasley. "You wait until I tell your mother-"

"Tell me what?" said a voice from beside me.

"Ahh!" I scream at Mrs. Weasley appearing beside me before laughing up a storm.

"Oh hello, Harry, dear," she said as I was calming down from the loss of breath. "Tell me what, Arthur?" She snapped back at her husband making me lose it again. I didn't notice anyone else in the room till someone grabbed me and took me to my room.