Sanders Sides are like Brownies

Possible Part One of Multiple Parts (I don't know)

Once upon a time, there was a man. This man talked to himself. Kinda. You see, each of the sides of his personality were a real being. But, no one could see them, unless they wanted to be seen. They're like brownies! You know, the mythical creatures? Anyway, the man would talk to his sides in order to sort through a life dilemma. The first side to appear was his logical side. Then his creativity, morality, and finally, anxiety. Each side has a name, revealed to the man over time, as the sides didn't really think it was important. Logan, Roman, Patton, and Virgil. The̸s̷̡͢e͠ ̸͟sí̡d̛͠es͘͝-҉

"Y͎̮̩̪̾̑̀̚ô͇͌̚͘u̱̘͓̗͉̩ͣ̿̚͞'̸̗̫͕̊ͣr̷̝̭̯ͯ̐ͥ̓͋ͥ̉̀͠e̙͇̼͎͙̼͎͆ͧ ̵̻͉̠̇f̸̛̳̻̩̜ͮ̌̇͑̄̓ͤ̕ơ̹͕̜̲͛ͮ͗͑̚r͓͔͓͙͔̗̯̺̓̇̅ͮ͌̓͂g̐͊ͤͧ҉̟̪̫̼̜͍e͋̔͏̠͔͓̣͙̙̟ͅt͇̔tͭ̈́̿̅̂́ͭ̚̚҉̣͇̳̪͙̪̕ͅi̧̠̬̼̻͚̠ͩ̔́̚ṅ̸̥̇ͯ͢g̢̼͕͓̟͇ͯ͂̉͟͞ ̶̞̘͈͑ͮ͂͟͢s͎̹̳ͯͬ̆ͪ̾̂̚͘͟ö̪̘̺̺̩̩͎͖ͫ̓͗m̢̤͓̻̩͎̄̍̉e̬ͮ̐̋ͧ̽ͣ̚͜o̯̞̣͕̮͍̰ͥ́n̿̐ͩ̽̽͑ͪ͗́͞͏͈̳̠͓̭̪̗̠͔e̗̖͎̬͓̟͎͌ͨ̔̓ͧͧͩ~̨͍̇̉́͌̐̓̕"

Huh? No I'm not. There's four sides! Remy isn't a side.

"N͔̤̽͡͞o͉͇͚̤̖̭̬̟ͯ̎͗̀͝ț̛͖͉͎͍̖͕̰̉̅ ̣̗̮͔̭̳̳̰ͤͨͯ͠ͅh̡̃͑͑ͯ̈́̊͏͇̤̻̯ị̵͚̭̠̙͚͙̘̐̔ͤ̑͜mͨ̌̑ͪͫͪ͘͟͏̦͖͍,̯̹͈ͨ̎͆ͤ̓͠ ̹͚̞̤̜͔̮̮͖̌͂͐͂y̷̨̼͋͒ͥ̄͒͊ơ̷̳̦̭̜̩͉ͦ̄͘ͅu̵̪͎̲̍̈̐̈́̃ͨ ̷̭̖̼̩̋̈͛́̕͠i̸̧̩̖̮̖ͥ̈̌́d̰̜̬͙̲̅ͫ͠ḭ͖̜ͭ̀͑ͣͫͮ̈́̇ͤͅǫ̞͖̊̏ṭ̩͙̼̥̗͍ͧ̃̋ͫ͋ͤ̾͋ͤ!̸̧̫̞͌̽͢ ̡̞̥͇̳̩ͦ̂́̕M̛̓̅͏̗͎̝ȩ̖͎̝̲̻̟̬̊͊ͅ!̴̝͖̗̙̩̖͈̳̔̂ͭ̋̒ͮͭ̀́!"

Who are you???

"H͓̻̲̦ͧ̅̊̚͡ą̯̩͎̞̺̮̫̱̙̄̾̏͋ͦ͢ḧ̝́͌͂ͬ͛ͦͨ͑àͬ͒̊̈͏̞̻̤̯͘̕ḩ͖̻̜̺̮̤̖̈ͤ̍̀ͮ̅̊͠ȧ̵̡̱̳͎̠̘̪̭̤̍ͯ͋̇̇ͮ̓̔͠ͅh̖̼͖̺̟͖͎̽ͧͨͮ̄a̡̛̹ͪͭḩ̈͊̅҉̷̟̥͙̬̱͚̻̫a̵̝͈̤̐ͤ̉̈ͭ͐ͭ͂̀.̵̻͕ͥ̄.̨͆ͫͮͣ̌̽̇͏͉.͕̜̫̄̉̀

D͈̳͓̣̗͐̓͋̊͋̑ͬ̓ͬ̈ͬͫ̀̚̚È̡̱̘̤̲̠͍̫͖̹̯͚̥̣̯̳̫̪̍̈́͐̾̃͊͋̉ͪ͒͛ͮ̕͡͠C̡̲̙̭̦̯̲̟͓̙̖͈̺̹̞̾̈́̈́͆̄͡E̴̸̦͚̯̳̹͍̯̗̪̟͌͌ͦ̽́͑̽͒̓̇̐̉ͮ̚̚̕͜͞I̴̧̲̗̟͉̝͔̰̠̦̲͆̾̇͒̐ͯ̃̇̎̉̀̀͝T̯̞̮͚̮̣̩̝̬̰͕̼͍̀͑ͤ̄̓̾͊ͨ̓͡!̥͓̤̪̤̠̠͕̖͚͊͆̉̔̀͟!̴̶̘̱͓͕̼̻̻̤̈́̄̒ͮͣ̊̔̇̍̊̉͘"

The lying side appears in front of the narrator. I purposefully left you out!!

"Ȋͭͫͩ̔̒ͥͧ͏̴̣̩̘̟͇͇͓͎͈ ͙̰̝͍͓̮̒̇c̱̰͚̺̣͔̞̍͌ͤ͢͜ą̷͖͍̮͕͉̰̜͋̌̆̚͠n̺̙̼̬̗͌̅̚̚͟'̛͙̩͈̫̊̆ͭ͗͒̿̈͒ṫ̸̹͇̬̣̰̯͈̽̑̊͟͢ ̤͇̹̇͑ͦ͐ͨ͒ͧ͜į̞͕̺ͦ̍ͣͫ̋ͯ̚͡͡m̱̖̭̏͝a̶̱̥ͬ͋͂̈ͭ̑͑ͣ̚͜g̷̤̩̙̹̙̞̪̻̗͂ͮ͗ͮ͜ȋ̤̺͈̬͙̻͚̀̉̀͢nͨ̓͜͏̮e̯̫ͯ̃ͭ̿ͫ̌͒͒̾͜ ̸̹̰͙̄̋ͯ̓͞͡w̷̴̯̥̥̺̳͙̞̠̏͒̄ͮ̋͒ĥ̛̳̪͖̟̻ͩ̅ͮ̓̑͢y͐̒̔҉͓̲̘̯̼̀~̨ͣ͏̞͈͘"

"DECEIT! Leave. Them. Alone."

Logan?! Why are you here?! You're supposed to be-

"I'm here because Deceit is here! I don't know how he got out, but he did. So now we've come to abolish him from this...fanfic."

"And I'm here to help!" Roman rises in his usual demeanor, proud and ready to fight! "Don't forget me, kiddo! Heheheh!" "Or me." Patton and Virgil also appear, a scowl on the anxious side's face as he glares at Deceit.

"What are you doing here, Deceit." Virgil demanded, rather than asked.

"W̲͇̝ͯͯ͌ͩ͌̎h̥̬͑͊̇̾̆͗͒ͪa̧̱̞̲͙̤̯̤ͨ͋t̶̨̢͇͗͐̈́̄ͅ ̨̧̤̟͍͍̜̰̳̙ͭͦ̀͌̒e͒́҉̦̦͍v̛̳͙͖̭́̓ͤ̈ͧͤ̏̐ẽ̱͈̮͓͑́͘ŗ̐̔̇̇̅̀ͨ҉̬̫̞͎͔͔͔͖̩͡ ̧̰͓̝͎̦͑͋̓ͮ̚͘d̸͙̮̟̥̪͔ͯ̏̒̐̀o̥̗̘̤ͫ͟ ̥͙̞͇̭̙͍̤͗̐̓̂ͥ͠y͓͎ͪͅȏ̙̮̟̀̓ͤ͗ͬ̚̚u̧̠̮͔̙̖ͥͨͣͪ͝ ͚͉͇̭̻̌ͭ̓̀̔̓̃̽̕͠m̭͎̪̲̉ͯ́ͅe̹̯̯̪͍͎ͭ͑͟a̰̟̐̈ͭͩ̂͆̾ͥ̓͠n̡̖̬̩̰̊̓ͯ͟,͖̪̩͖̤͈̒͋̍̏͒̂̅́͜͢ ̺͖̲̰̌͗͑̏ͩͯ̚ͅV̛̪̗̻̦̩̳̗̋̆̾̎ͭ̊͛̎͌͜i̧͓̖͖͉̯͕͌ͨ̓̇̑̿̎͘͡r̝͉ͤ͆̔̅͑̈́͠͠ͅg͓̦̮̥̥̫̰̖ͧ̂ͧ̂ͪ̈ͯ̅͝e̻͔̼̦̘̭̥ͨͥ̋͆́?̔̃̃̈̎̚҉̯͎͈̩ͅ" The sly man says in a taunting tone.