Dear Male Readers,
For the sake of your sanity, please skip this chapter.
Dear Female Readers,
Follow the dots.
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There once were 3 girls who were best friends. For now, let's call them Chick 1, Chick 2, and Chick 3. Chick 1 had just broke up with her bf, and she was heart broken. Chick 2 and Chick 3 decided to have a girls-only sleepover at her house. Chick 3 decided to get a cucumber for facials. Meanwhile, Chick 2 had decided to start a movie starring Channing Tatum and Alex Pettyfer. Chick 1 was so heartbroken she didn't feel in the mood for the movie. By this time Chick 3 had come back in with the cucumber. So she decided to say, "I know! I'll have Channing Tatum, she can have Alex Pettyfer, and you can have the cucumber!"
I saw this on the internet the other day, and I'm just like, "Dafuq?!"
