Hetalia x Reader

Hetalia x Reader: The Riff Off

You were standing with your group of A Capella girls. It consisted of you, Hungry, Ukraine, Belarus, Belgium, Liechtenstein, Female America, Female Prussia, Female Britian, and a few others, your group's name was Hetalian Bellas. The treblemakers were Prussia, America, Britain, France, Germany, Spain, Romano, Italy, Turkey, Scotland, and Denmark. There were two other groups, but you really didn't care. Right now you were wanting to get this thing over with. If it wasn't for Kat, you would still be in your room. You were talking with your friends, the Bellas. Well, mostly you talked to Lily and Ally (That's going to be America's girl name.... For now..). "Okay are you guys ready for the RIFF-OFF!!!" The guy shouted.

"Yeah!!" Everyone shouted.

"Okay, let's see the first category is....." The guy held up a flashlight and pointed it toward the wall. "Ladies of the 80's!"

Belgium (Sorry i really don't know her human name!), rushed up, but she was too late. Prussia beat her to it.

"Oh Mickey your so fine, your so fine, you blow my mind. Hey Mickey. Hey, hey Mickey! Whoa!! Oh Mickey your so fine-" Prussia, France, Spain, and America were cut off by another group.

"Fine... And your mine... I'll be your's til the end of time. Cause you make me feel... Yeah, you make me feel... Shiny and new..." She paused for a little while the rest of her group did the sound. "Like a virgin, touched for the very first time... Like-" And she was cut off by Belgium.

"Like the one in me... That's okay. Let's see how you do it... Put up your dukes, let's get down to it!" You and your group stared to sing the background. "Hit me with your best shot. Why don't you hit me with your best shot! Hit me with your best shot! Fire away!" Belgium managed to sing out the verse, until one high person came up and cut her off.

The guy stopped her, and said. "The negative effects of medical marijuana folks." He said and everyone help him finish his sentence.

"And you are..." Everyone clapped twice, "Cut off!"

"Your next category is..." He did the same thing with the flashlight. "Songs about sex..."

America was about to sing something, but then he was stopped... You and Ally jump up front.

"Na na na, come on! Na na na na na, Come on. Come on. Come on!" The girls were singing their 'babababa's'.

"Cause I maybe bad, but I'm perfectly good at it. Sex in the air, I don't care, I love the smell of it. Sticks and stones may break my bones, but chains and whips excite me.." You both said, while doing some seductive dance moves. "Cause I maybe bad, but I'm perfectly good at it. Sex-" America stopped us.

"Sex baby..." Ally huffed and walked back. You stayed and crossed your arms over your chest. "Let's talk about you and me. Let's talk about all the good things and the bad things that may be... Let's talk about sex."

Prussia walked up along with Germany and Arthur. "Alright." Prussia said.

America kept going though, "Let's talk about sex. A little bit, a little bit. Let's talk about sex, baby."

That is where you step up. "Baby, all through the night, I'll make love to you." Liz (What you call Hungry, for short ) walked up next to you.

"Just like you want me to and I..." You both sang.

"And I guess thats just the woman in you... That brings out the man in me..." You both huffed and walked back a little. "I know I can't help myself, you're all in the world to me... It feels like the first time. It feels like the very first time. It feels like the first time." You watched as Denmark pointed at you. You raised and eyebrow and blew a kiss at him, then you rolled your eyes.

You couldn't take anymore of this, so you ran up to him and started rapping. "It's going down fade to blackstreet. The horneys got abby collar creations funk like acne, no doubt. I put it down, never slouch. As long as my credit could vouch. A dog couldn't catch me straight up!" All the Bellas gasped a little, well mostly Kat. "Tell me, who could stop when the Dre making moves. Attracting honeys like a magnet. Givin' them ig-gasms with my mellow accent. Still moving this flavor with horneys  blackstreet and Teddy. The original rump shakers." You pause, hoping that your new friends would back you up.

"Keep going." Denmark encouraged you. You sighed. "Shorty get down good lord.Baby got them up all over town."

Ally started to sing with you. "Strictly biz, she don't play around, cover much ground, got game by the pound." Everyone in your group started to sing.

"Get paid is her forte. Each and everyday, true player way. I can't get her outta my mind. I think about the girl all the time."  You pause, "I like the way you work it."

"No diggity!" You friends shout.

"I gotta bag it up. I like the way you work it!" You sing moving around.

"No diggity!"

"I gotta bag it up, baby.I like the way you work it."

"No diggity!"

"I gotta bag it up babe. I like the way you work it."

"No diggity!"

"I gotta bag it up! I like the way you work it!"

"No diggity!"

"I gotta bag it up, babe. I like the way you work it." You sang for the last time.

"No diggity!"

"I gott back it up! We out!" You look at the Treblemakers and say, "I mean your welcome!" You all laugh. Denmark walks up to you and he smiles at you.

"Okay, I will admit. You are better than me. How about you be come my wife?" He smirks.

"Wait a minute here... Matthias, she is going to be the Hero's!" America shouted.

"Nein, your both vrong. She belongs to me and mein bruder." Gilbert shouted. He run up to you and tossed you over his shoulder, and ran off with you. Laughing as the other Treblemakers chased him. Once he finally set you down in a hiding spot, which was in a couple of bushes. "Ich liebe dich." He said.

"Gilber-" He crashed his lips on yours. The next thing you know, you were being pulled out from the bushes, and breaking the kiss.

"Vhat zhe Hell?!" Gilbert shouted jumping up from the bushes. It was Sweden. OHH!!! BIG SHOCKER THERE! xD

"My wife." He said and walked away with you in his arms. He planted kisses on your lips all the way to his room, and where you stayed for the night.