Lazy Neighborhood Hero

6

"Talking"
Thoughts

Thoughts will usually be Sayuu's unless said otherwise

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The moment they got their little card ticket and sat down Sayuu went to sleep. Midoriya was fanboying about the Pro Hero Present Mic, looking like the cute button he was.

  ((A/N: The rest will basically repeat what the anime said you can either go to the next 3 tilde, ~~~, or read it that's up to you. Sayuu will barely be brought up, speaking only once))

  "As it says in the application requirements, you listeners will be conducting ten-minute mock urban battles after this! You can bring whatever you want with you. After the presentation, you'll head to the specified battle center, okay?
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  Okay?!"

  "In other words, they won't let you work with your friends, huh?" Bakugo says.

  Midoriya looks at his and Sayuu's, which he has in his hand, and compares it with Bakugo's ticket. Midoriya was going to battle center B while Sayuu went to C and Bakugo went to A. Midoriya points out another difference only to be threatened by Bakugo.

  "Damn, now I can't crush you."

  "Three different types of faux villains are stationed in each battle center. You earn points for each of them based on their level of difficulty. Your goal, dear listeners, is to use your Quirks to earn points by immobilizing the faux villains.

  Of course, attacking other examinees and any other unheroic actions are prohibited!"

  "May I ask a question?" a boy in glasses calls out.

  "Okay!"

  "On the printout, there are four types of villains. If that is a misprint, then U.A., the most prominent school in Japan, should be ashamed of that foolish mistake.

  We examinees are here in this place because we wish to be molded into exemplary heroes. In addition, you over there with the curly hair-- You've been muttering this whole time. It's distracting! If you're here on a pleasure trip then you should leave immediately! And take your lazy friend with you!"

  Sayuu woke up at the word lazy and looks at the boy, a glare on her usually uninterested face.

  "You can suck my dick," Sayuu snaps.

  Midoriya chokes on air. Sayuu always reacts differently when someone calls her lazy, but no matter what, she is always angry when they use that word. She takes no shits when it comes to that word.

  Before the boy could respond, Sayuu turns away and goes back to sleep.

  "Okay, okay Examinee Number 7111. Thanks for the great message. The fourth type of villain is worth zero points. That guy's an obstacle, so to speak. There's one in every battle center-- An obstacle that will go crazy in narrow spaces. It's not impossible to defeat, but there's no reason to defeat it, either.

  I recommend that you listeners try to avoid it."

  "Thank you very much! Please excuse the interruption!" the boy yells.

  He then takes a seat and the others begin to whisper among themselves.

  "That's all from me! Finally, I'll give you listeners a present--out school motto! The hero Napoleon Bonaparte once said: 'A true hero is someone who overcomes life's misfortunes.'