(This fan fiction of Total Drama contains details of extreme stunts performed by fictional teens. Do not try any of what you read here at home! Seriously, you can get really messed up.)
A camera looks out into outer space. From its view, an astronaut is shown floating near Earth. The astronaut taps a satellite beside him with his wrench; it flashes green and whirs to life, only to turn back red and fall apart into pieces. The astronaut sighs and facepalms with disappointment.
Chris: We've been to the movies. We've been around the world. And this season, we're going right back to where it all began- at Camp Wawanakwa!
The camera pans to Camp Wawanakwa's Dock of Shame where Chris McLean stood as he began to walk along the wooden dock, which squeaks under his feet.
Chris: I'm Chris McLean, and as you can see, things have changed since we've been away.
An intern shows up at a distance, holding up a platter with a coconut drink on it. As Chris stops next to the intern, the Wawanakwa sign tilts down on one end and crashes through the dock.
Chris: And by "changed", I meant gotten really, really dangerous.
Just as Chris said that, a gigantic octopus leg rises from the water and swings down on the intern, dragging him and a good chunk of the dock with it. Chris chuckles at the sight.
Chris: Good stuff. But the rules of the game remain the same!
The camera pans to the inside of the contestants' cruddy cabins from season one. A cockroach can be seen crawling on the lens of the camera as the camera moves around the cabin.
Chris: A handful of unsuspecting sixteen-year-old teens will bunk with complete strangers.....
The camera pans to an outhouse door that has a pair of dirty underwear nailed to the door. The door suddenly opens to reveal the inside of the confessional from season one.
Chris: air their dirty laundry in an outhouse confessional........
The camera pans to the cliff where the contestants dived off of during the first ever Total Drama challenge. The camera zooms in on the sharp rocks below the cliff.
Chris: and compete in life-threatening challenges all over the island...
The camera pans to the bonfire area where the elimination ceremonies from season one were held.
Chris: and risk being voted off. Last one standing wins........
The camera pans to a wheelbarrow overflowing with cash.
Chris: One. Million. Dollars!
The camera zooms in closer towards the money with each Chris speaks. The camera than pans back to Chris.
Chris: Speaking of our cast, here they come now!
The camera pans to a red and white cruise ship that speedily approaches, carrying all of the cast members from season one, two, and three. The camera pans to cast members Gwen, Duncan, Leshawna, Harold, DJ, and Eva. Gwen and Duncan were making out, Harold, DJ, and Leshawna were dancing, and Eva had her arms crossed and back turned, showing her signature intimidating scowl. The camera then pans to Owen, Sierra, Cody, Izzy, and Noah. Owen was dancing while fist pumping in the air, Sierra was hugging Cody by his head while Cody smiled, Noah was looking ahead with his usual emotionless expression, and Izzy was hanging upside down from the boat railing with a life ring on her head and right arm. The camera pans to Lindsay, Tyler, Beth, and Justin. Tyler and Lindsay were making out, and Beth was admiring a shirtless Justin but quickly frowned when a bird pooped on Justin's shoulder. The camera than pans towards the remaining contestants Heather, Courtney, Bridgette, Geoff, Katie and Sadie, Trent, for some unknown reason the Drama machine from season three, and the still feral Ezekiel. Katie and Sadie were smothering Trent in a huge hug, Geoff and Bridgette danced together, Courtney scowled just as she typically does, Heather was held in the arms of the Drama machine while looking very creeped out, and the feral Ezekiel was chained to the boat railing as he hung onto it with the wind blowing the little long strands of hair that he had left and he also had his tongue out like a dog poking its head out of a window of a moving car. The camera pans back to the dock, where Chris waves at the cruise ship as it zips right past the dock.
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