Humanly Impossible

Chapter 1

i imagine this very pretty girl as jade:)i hope you enjoy this chapter!
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"Idiot!Get the hell up! Tomorrow is our birthday for goodness's sake Jade! You have been napping since 4 freaking pm!"Kyle said rolling his eyes
"Kyle, 5 more minutes" I muttered still half asleep
    I heard nothing after that, so i thought he finally agreed to get of my back.But, i should have known that we are talking about Kyle here.I was just drifting back to sleep when i felt ice cold water pour down my face."TODAY IS GONNA BE THE DEATH OF YOU KYLE!"That was the last thing i said before i sprinted out of bed and tackled him to the floor.
     Just as we were rolling on the floor like cats fighting we heard our mother's voice "KIDS STOP FREAKING ARGUING! DINNER'S READY!"
     I stomped to the bathroom to get a quick shower.I washed my hair with my apple scented shampoo and then i washed the rest of my body with a cinnamon scented body shampoo or whatever you call it.I really never cared about this type of stuff.I have better things to think about like........WHY THE HELL  DID DOBBY HAVE TO DIE.And you are probably thinking "what the hell does Dobby have to do with anything" ,or maybe you aren't who knows,but IF you are then you have to know that i am a big Potterhead . My bestfriend and I always get bullied because we are Potterheads.The bullies think we care, but HELL to the NO.We have way better things to discuss than their opinions like how Hermione slays everybody's life.
       After i finished showering and getting dressed,i stood facing the mirror to brush my brown hair.After i finished brushing and blow drying my hair, i went down the stairs to see mom,dad, and an annoying, stinky little snob a.k.a my twin brother.
      "So what were you fighting about kids?"mom said
       "Kyle poured water on my face!"i replied while sounding like a 5 year old girl whining about not getting a pink unicorn for her Birthday.
       Dad started laughing and Mom shot him a death glare.Which reminds me of the scene in Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets where Molly tells Arthur about how his kids flew his car to Harry's House,so he starts laughing and Molly shoots him the death glare.Why do i turn literally everything into a Harry Potter reference?
          After was done i spent like 3 hours watching cartoons with Kyle.Yes we do still watch cartoons.But,don't tell anyone i told you because Kyle wants to keep his "cool guy look".So ,it is a secret.Ok?
Anyways after that was done,i said my goodnights and went to my room so i can get ready for bed.I blasted on some Little Mix music(I love little mix btw they are a girl group.If you don't know them i advise you to check them out)Oh did i also mention that i also fangirl over Little mix?Yeah that is right i not only have one fandom, but TWO.
        When i was done brushing my naturally long black hair, i applied some moisturizer and put on my favorite pajamas.I hoped into my bed and snuggled under my blankets.I couldn't help but feel like something major is going to happen on my 16th Birthday.I really don't know why though,but before i could worry about anything,i drifted off to deep sleep.
Author's Note
Thank you to all people who decided to give my story a chance!I know this chapter was kinda short, but i wrote it to give you an insight of Jade's life with her parents.