Harry Potter Vs Twilight

Why Harry Potter kinda sucks

So SO many peopla have been saying that Harry Potter is better than Twilight. That is NOT TRUE!!!!!!!

Here are just a few reasons why Harry Potter kind of sucks.

1. Theres too much swearing. Ron says "blo*dy H*ll" all the time, and Molly weasley calls Bellatrix Lestrange a B*TCH in the last book! Thats seriously unaceptable! I mean little kids are reading that stuff!!! That kind of language is really bad!

Parents could reword that if they read it to their kids. And, let's be honest, Bellatrix deserved to be called that.

*There's. *Weasley. *That's. *Unacceptable.

2. Its too violent. Like people die in every book, i mean its just depressing! and good guys die too!! I mean lupin, fred (one of the best characters), tonks, etc. I mean little kinds and people shoudn't have to read that kind of thing! that teaches people that death is ok and natural! I mean who WANTS to read about that kind of thing?

DEATH IS NATURAL AND OK. IT'S LIFE. In twilight, no one died! It makes NO sense, that in a war, there would be no casualties.

*I. *And. *Lupin. *Fred. *Tonks. *Kids. *Shouldn't. *That.

3. TORTURE. in HP, people torture other peopls JUST FOR FUN! thats WRONG! Its going to teach people that torture is okay and it's not! I mean like Voldemort and Bellatrix like to cause people pain an dHAVE FUN KILLING PEOPLE! Thats so horrible that they like get turned on by killing people. Thats SO HORRIBLE AND WRONG! Not to mention depressing and WAY 2 DARK! Thats not okay for people to read. And for the death thing see reason 2.

It does not teach people that torture is ok! And you seem to forget, they are the ruthless bad guys. They aren't having a friendly war with water guns!

*In. *People. *That's. *It's. *And. *Have. *That's. *That's.

4. Its british. British stuff is never as good as american stuff. America is the top country in the world. I  mean, im not trying to brag or anything, but its just a fact that america is the most advanced and powerful country in the world. Twilight is American,  Harry Potter is british. Therefore, by logic, Twilight is better. And just because Twilight is american automatically makes it higher quality, just because its America, no matter what you think of the book. I mean, British people can be really bad, like they fought against us and LOST in WW2, right? So seriously, they just aren't as good.

This is so mean. I have a very good friend who is British, and she is the best. This is what gets me about Americans. The think everything American is better. BTW, I'm from America.

And, get a history lesson. Great Britain and the US fought on the same side. Boom

I'm not going to waste my energy correcting your spelling.

5. Its comfusing. See above about it being british. But basically to go along with that, BECAUSE its britis, the stuff is confusing. like they use slang and stuff that doesnt make sense to ANYONE BUT BRITISH PEOPLE! and like the stuff they talk baout that is british and hard to understand. You shouldn't have to use a fucking SLANG DICTIONARY when reading!!!!

The slang is easy to understand! And J.K. Rowling specifically had changes made to her book so American kids could understand it.

6. The movies are crap. So like they're made by an american compeny, but why the hell do they have funny accents? I hate watching movyes and not being able 2 understand the people in them!!!! I mean siriusly, WTF?! I always have to rewind and use subtittles when I watch the movies, because of the funny accents! I mean cant the actors talk normally? whyd they get weirdos for the parts anyways? They should of gotten normal people who can FUCKING TALK RIGHT!!!!!

HOW DARE YOU USE OUR PUNS.

The actors do talk normally. They are British and have British accents. When will you stop insulting the British?!?!

7.  The chracters are ugly. Hermione is a frizzy haired dork. Luna is a weirdo and dresses like shes color blind. Rons a ginger, and we all know that gingers don't have souns, thank to South Park... JUST KIDDING!  That part was a joke, of course, but still, he's ugly. Harry is just a weirdo wit glasses and a freakish scar.

Hermione- Lovable Nerd
Luna- True to thine Self
Ron- Gingers Rock!
Harry- Rocks glasses and has a scar to remind him of how his parents sacrificed themselves for them

And Dumbledore is creepy too. He has a beard, beards are creepy! And he has a mustache too, that makes him look like hes evil!! We all know beards are creepy, and he wears a freaking DRESS! THATS SICK, MEN DO NOT WEAR DRESSES!!!!!!!! Also hes gay. thats creepy because hes so old! Old peopla rent supposed to be gay! nothin against homosexals, btw.

1. My sister and I hated my dad when he shaved his beard. Beards rock!

2. He wears a robe

3. Nothing against Homosexuals? Older people who are part of the LGBTQ community only came out recently, when the world started to like people for who they actually were.

8. the villains are unrealistic. WHat kind of sadistic creepy fucking moron kills people and tortured them FOR FUN?!??! WTF?! And besides, its soooooo unrealistic i mean a REAL villain (like the Volturi) wouldn't be considerate enough to wait until the end of the school year before enacting their evil plot. thats just unrealistic. And they's just creepy losers with bad hair in cloaks. Yuk.

The kind that is a real villain.

Anyways, these are just a few reasons Harry Potter is bad.

AND TWILIGHT IS BETTER THAN HARRY POTTER BECAUSE IT DOES NOT HAVE THE AFOREMENTIONED THINGS!

Stop thinking HP is SOOOO much better and trying to lord it all over us Twilight fans, thats just plain RUDE. You're the one with a problem against wonderful British people.

Anyways, I'll probably write more on this subject, but anyways, consider this part one.

Please don't.

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