Just a bit about HP and Twilight names. The names is Harry Potter are RIDICULOS! The names in Twilight are REALISTIC.
1. What kind of name is "Hermione". I mean WTF?! Sounds lame ass, and it rhyms with "whiny". Who wants a name that sounds like whiny? Ugh
Jk Rowling wanted Hermione to have a unique name. Bella is a normal name. Hermione is a special name.
2. Ronald is a creepy ass name. I mean , seriously who names a book cheracter after Ronal McDonald?! WTF! I mean seriously the name just brings to mind a creepy , burger-gulping ugly clown. EWWW! not to mention that i am against fast food, but still, the thought of Ronald McDonald makes me want to barf, I dont need reminding of THAT every time I hear the name "Ron Weasley" or read Harry Potter/watch the movies.
Ron was not named after Ronald McDonald.
3. Harry of corse sounds like "hairy", and thats NOT a plesant thought, esp. for a guy. I mean EEEEEWWW! And "Harry potter", sounds like "Hairy potty", DOUBLE FUCKING EEEEWWWWW!
Ugh. Harry's named after his great grandfather. Henry nicknamed Harry. His ansector was a potterer. He made pots.
4. Luna. Sounds like "loony" adds to Loony lunas crazy factor. shes so freaking out of it thats its damn unrealistsic as well. And Lovegood. Love is good? WTF stoopid not a realistic last name!!!!!!!!!
Luna is mysterious, just like her name. And her name sounds similar to Loony, which is what her classmates call her behind her back
5. All the unpornouncable creepy names. I mean seriously, "Slughorn"? "Quirinus"? "Severus"? WTF? Creepy fucking weird. why have stupid lame ass names that no once can prenounce right?!?! WTF?! And besides, with names like those, thats the sort of thing youd get beat up for. No wonders Snapes a loser and everyone hates him and hes ugly!!!!!
They are creative names. Not just Sally. Sally 2. Sally 3.
6. Hagrid. sounds like "hag". nuff said. Course he IS ugly enough 2 be one......
NEVER INSULT HAGRID! GIVE HER HELL FROM US, PEEVES!!!!
7. Sirius. I mean, who names their kid after an expression? especially since sirius was anything BUT serious. Thats like me naming my kid "austere" or "deliberative". Yuk. He probably got beat up too. AND "serious" is even spelled wrong!!
Get your facts straight. Sirius was named after a star.
8. And Hogwarts is weird! I mean hogs are RELLY UGLY! And warts are freaking gross! And a hog with warts is EVEN uglyer! That's fucking SICK!
I'm getting mad....
9. Dumbledore. who wants a name with "dumb" in it? Gross. and it just sound stupid. It's freaking weard and DUM! Lol get it? Dum/Dumb.
Dumbledore: Bumblebee. Jk Rowling imagined him humming to himself like a bumblebee while he worked.
10. Draco. I mean eww! I mene hes hot but it's a freaking weird name!!!!!!! It's not normal and it sounds like dragon or something its so stupid!!!!
Again. Named after a star.
11. Marvolo. IT sounds like an STD. Barf!!!!!!!!
Crucio!
12. Weasley. it sounds like weasel and it' sjust REALLY Weird and creepy!!!!
Jk Rowling's favorite animal is a weasel.
13. BASICALY EVRY NAME IN HP SUCKS!!!!
Avada Ker-
More wird names:
Yaxley-sound like AX ew
McNair-isnt nair the hair removal stuff??
Bellatrix-frigin weird STAR
All the alliteration names like ones where the first and last ones start with th same letter i mean that just unrealistic and STUPID AND WEIRD!
Peace out! Twilight has GOOD names! BORING NORMAL NAMES
Lizzie
Grace
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Harry Potter Vs Twilight
FanfictionSecond year Hufflepuff proves once and for all Harry Potter is way better than Twilight.
