Signs as parents
Aries- *Makes Mac and cheese; burns it*
Taurus- Can't stop swearing in front of kids
Gemini- Will not let their kids quit sports because they are 'part of a team'
Cancer- The parent everyone loves and hangs around
Leo- "Honey! where are my keys?! I left the kids at the mall!!!"
Virgo- The parent that physically forces their kids to do their homework
Libra- "Jane, stop messing around and LEAVE ME ALONE."
Scorpio- The parent that buys the best food, rents the best movies, and gives their kids money
Sagittarius- Goes to yoga everyday; annoys their kids with facts and quotes
Capricorn- *Kid gets a B on their test* "Ha loser! You could have done so much better! Suck it!!!"
Aquarius- Has a house with a pool. Never uses it.
Pisces - "You can smoke, you can drink, you can have s*x... Oh and be safe!
