The signs and makeup
Aries- Naturally beautiful, doesn't wear makeup
Taurus- *Sparkles*
Gemini- What's makeup???
Cancer- Too busy crying because Pisces is crying
Leo- Bad eyebrows
Virgo - Wears the blood of their enemies as lipstick
Libra- Same look but a different day
Scorpio- Does their makeup in two minutes in a moving vehicle; makeup still looks better than everyone else's
Sagittarius - Only wears eyeliner because too lazy
Capricorn- Emo
Aquarius- Uses only drug store makeup
Pisces- *Poked eye with eyeliner; cries*
