Ride'em Cowboys. (McHanzo LEMONS)

Their first metting.

It had been another stressful day at work for poor, poor Hanzo, he needed to release all of this tension that had been building up over the past week. Hanzo, heard from his Co-Worker Gabriel Reyes that a new hot strip club had opened up on the block and it was poppin'. Gabriel had told Hanzo, of the hottest dancer in the joint and how he swayed his wide, wide, hips and how his voice was able to send tingles down your uvula. Hanzo, needed to see this for sexy man for himself... I mean, for science. 

Hanzo, walked down a couple blocks and spotted the strip joint. It had colorful neon lights featuring a very cowboy-esque theme. The strip club had a very scandalous name "Milkduds" little did Hanzo, know, he would be havin' the ride of his time. Hanzo, was itchin' for a good'ol lap dance from a sexy cowboy who could wrangle his mechanical bull. Hanzo, entered the strip club it smelled of sweat, peanuts, and cheap cologne. The layout was very country, and played various country music for the dancers. None of the dancers quite fit his taste and looked around deviously for any dancer that would catch his eye. 

Hanzo, sat down at the bar frustrated, while a mediocre server had asked to take his order. The server was wearing a very skimpy country-esque outfit featuring a sexy rolled up plaid shirt, denim booty shorts, and cowboy boots and to top it all off a cowboy hat. Hanzo, replied quickly with a tempered manner "sake, on the rocks." To which the server did so promptly. Hanzo, was quick to turn around to the announcement by the tall man on stage "Alrighty folks, we got a new cowboy ridin' into town tonight, he will rattle up your tassles, the one, the only, LEATHER MILK JUGS!"

Hanzo, stared wide eyed at the stage. A tall, bronze skinned man appeared. He wore a hot pink cowboy hat, alongside matching thigh high bedazzled cowboy boots. He wore sparkly black nipple tassels with bedazzled tips and wore a matching thong. He carried a barbed whip with him, Hanzo, imagined being whipped by this sexi cowboy. Hanzo, bewildered almost fell out off of his stool. He saw the hunk of man in front of him and only felt his pants getting tighter.

He moved his hips gracefully as he strutted towards the stripper pole. Only then, did blaring country music started to play, as the cowboy started to dance on the pole VERY SEXUALLY. Hanzo, was enraptured by the way his body moved and fluctuated around the pole as if he could imagine himself being the pole. His mind was in a bliss as he gazed upon the sweet eye candy before him. The dancer climbed up the pole and performed a spread eagle, he followed this up with a loud "YEEEEEEEEEEHAWWWWWWWW!" with a smack of his whip on the floor. He then landed on the ground doing the splits. Hanzo, almost nutted in his pants right then and there because of the sexiness the cowboy expressed.

After for what seemed like eternity, the dance ended, and before the dancer left the stage he turned to Hanzo, giving him a wink and a seductive smirk. Hanzo, felt himself growing  surprisingly overwhelmed, and embarrassed by how much the cowboy worked him up. Hanzo, looked at his phone to check the time, and to his surprise 4 hours had passed. Hanzo, needed to leave the premises quick, as he had work in the morning. As he was leaving the building he spotted the seductive dancer all sweaty and hot from his sexy performance. 

The dancer caught him staring at him and began to approach him. Hanzo, quickly tried to leave but before he could fully open the door, the cowboy slammed it shut looking up at him face to face. Hanzo, could feel the beads of sweat on his face dripping down, he could have swore their lips were mere inches away. The dancers eyes were that of a predator on their prey, scanning and waiting for the right moment, looking him up and down. His thoughts were then interrupted by the cowboy before him. 

"Howdy there partner, did ya like the show?" The dancer questioned with sweat running between his nipples covered by the sparkly black tassels.

Hanzo, couldn't look the dancer in the eyes, his wiener in his pants was still twitching. He had to hide his boner from the dancer. He couldn't let this incubus vex him in such a weak way, it would be embarrassing. Then again, he was pretty hot so maybe Hanzo, could let himself be seduced. A couple of stutters had left his mouth but could not compromise a complete answer.

"WOOOOOO doggy watcha' got ther partner?"

The dancer said looking at Hanzo's lower regions. Hanzo, quickly covered himself very sloppily and embarrassed with sweat dripping down his heated face as he quivered. He hated to admit it, but he was completely drawn and submissive to the tangy cowboy. The dancer had brought his face closer to Hanzo's ear, eliciting a sharp but small breath, sending shivers down his toes.

"I can give ya a real ridin' tomorrow, if ya would be up to it darlin."

Hanzo, quickly looked up and scanned the cowboy, with hope, and lust gleaming in his chocolate eyes. the ninja, replied briskly with a choked up voice.

"I-I'll be h-here tomorrow, a-at the same time."

The dancer with an amused expression and a slight smirk, whispered back into his ear lowly, seemingly like a growl.

"We got ourselves a deal darlin, I'll catch you at loooooooooooow nooooooon."

Hanzo, drove home in quiet with the only noise being the cars zipping by. The only thing on his mind at the moment, was the sexy cowboy he met at Milkduds. He wondered to himself what tomorrow was going to be like, and what he got himself into.