Ride'em Cowboys. (McHanzo LEMONS)

- Milk thief -

Hanzo was going to deeply regret trying to steal McCree's milk, but he would never be able to see another day of light without it. Hanzo sneakily peeked around the isles stalking McCree. McCree turns around to pick up some yogurt from the dairy section, Hanzo took this as an opportunity to steal the sacred milk. Hanzo could feel the sweat dripping down from kneecaps, trembling, as he got closer and closer to McCree's cart. Finally from what felt like hours but was only mere seconds Hanzo quickly snatched the milk from the cart and could feel the condensation forming on his palm. 

McCree whipped around to put the yogurt in his cart only to see Hanzo crawling on the ground on all fours crab walking with milk in hand. Hanzo swiftly got up on to his legs and started to sprint but he was no match for the sweet southern cowboy. As soon as Hanzo thought he was safe he quickly put down the gallon of milk to catch his breath but his little victory was soon interrupted by a whistle. Hanzo quickly turned to see the one and only Jesse McCree.

"Howdy there sugar cube, how's a fine thing like yourself doin' with my milk jug ther'"

Hanzo held both of hands behind his back to hide the gallon of dairy. Hanzo looked around frantically for some sort of escape when a light bulb went off in his head. Hanzo quickly hid the jug behind a cereal box conveniently stashed in the cereal isle. Hanzo held both of hands up in the air defensively. 

"I don't know what you are talking about. Hmph! I totally don't have any milk with me"

McCree's friendly smile quickly turned in sour stare. He wasn't falling for this silly little trick Hanzo was pulling. 

"You think I mus' be mighty stupid if I didn't catch your little act ther' Hanzo."

Hanzo was now sweating bullets he could feel his toes clenching up. Sweat pouring out of his armpits. Hanzo avoided his gaze and he quickly shoved his hands into his pockets turning them inside out. 

"See! I don't have your milk in here, you must have saw my twin brother."

A triumphant gaze flickered across Hanzo's face, but McCree wasn't fooled by Hanzo's silly little ploy. McCree lips curled into a devilish smirk. He knew exactly what to do to get Hanzo to give up the jug. McCree adjusts his hot pink barbie belt buckle and daddy's up on Hanzo. He swiftly pushed Hanzo up against the cereal boxes and put his arm above his head caging him in. Hanzo surprised by the sudden closeness he blushed and averted his gaze from the succulent glossy cowboy. But McCree wasn't having any of that, he lifted Hanzo's chin to make him meet with eyes and spoke in a low tone almost a growl.

"Y'know I don' like liars Hanzo, just give up dairy and I'll be on my way partner'"

McCree winks seductively at Hanzo. Hanzo felt he was at a dead end, all out of his "clever" tricks. Hanzo looked down shamefully as McCree reaches behind him for the milk but Hanzo grabs the milk as well. McCree and Hanzo were both tugging at the milk trying to get each other to let go. Just before Hanzo lost his grip on the milk he sparked another grand idea but this time it was actually a good idea. Hanzo looked at Jesse pleadingly.

"I, Hanzo, will not give up this milk, but I will instead exchange something even better for this jug"

Hanzo declared. McCrees eyes lit up with curiosity and interest in whatever this foolish man had to say next.

"I will offer for this milk, a date"

Jesse blushed like a schoolgirl, but quickly replaced with a genuinely friendly smile and chuckled. McCree released his death grip from the juicy gallon of milk. Hanzo was relieved that he would have his milk. McCree fixed his barbie cowgirl hat and whispered in a sexy tone.

"You have yer'self a deal"

McCree and Hanzo both exchanged numbers and went about on their merry ways and continued shopping. They decided that the next day would be the perfect day for both of them to go out.

- Next Day -

Hanzo was getting ready for his busy date today at the most fancy and high class restaurant; mcdonalds. Hanzo needed to be beautiful for his date, he quickly gathered together all of the things he would need to be beautiful. His sexy attire consisted of a Jessica Rabbit dress only it was a deep royal blue with high class luis vuitton stilettos. It was adorned with an amazing hulk fanny pack, a set of xbox gages in his ears, and princess Celestia friendship necklaces to top it off. Hanzo then did his makeup he had to be absolutely stunning, he uses the new Jeffree Star jawbreaker pallete for his beautiful summer look. 

Hanzo was knocked out of his train of thoughts when he heard a car horn outside of his house. Hanzo opened up the window to look out only to find his date Jesse  came to pick him up in a my little pony fantasy carriage. Hanzo was absolutely amazed by the sheer amount of my little pony Jesse had gone through the trouble of getting for him. He was on the brink of tears, he sniffled and yelled down to Jesse "Just one moment! I'll be out as soon as I can" Jesse nodded. Hanzo scurried out the door to Jesse and hopped into the carriage.

Hanzo's face turned bright red when he saw the scene in front of him. Jesse McCree had not dressed up he came butt ass naked in his fancy limited edition thigh high woolen spongebob socks. Hanzo quickly turned away but Jesse smirked. "Hehe like what ya' see darlin?" Hanzo definitely liked what he saw but he couldn't admit that to the succulent cowboy. After a while the carriage pulled up to their sought after destination. Jesse quickly got out of the carriage his cowboy hose flopping everywhere only to be a gentleman and open the carriage door for Hanzo. Hanzo blushed and thanked Jesse as he got out. 

Jesse held out his arm for Hanzo and he gladly accepted as they walked in the most fanciest restaurant on the planet, McDonalds.