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2~Friends and Their BF or GF~2

You know how in some stories the two lovers will be doing something, and then the main character's friend bursts in. Then the main character's lover just kissed them on the cheek or the forehead then leaves while slipping past the friend.

Well, they friend usually won't say anything to the lover... until they make me a character.

Dude. When I interrupt them, it's on purpose. I will make a huge comment on it. And I will make it super awkward for them.

When he/she walks past me I'm gonna whisper something along. The lines of; (insert ship name of the main character and the lover here) is a go.

Or

Dayyyyyuuuuuummmmm you actually made it past the defense lines.

Btw. For girls the defense line is usually; the best friend, the sibling(s), or the parents. And sometimes their tendency to hit any person who shows any type of Casanova qualities.

But, back to the point of all of this.

I'd burst in, dressed up in a freaking safari outfit, have my camera out, filming and yell out just random crap about the two.

"SHE'S SCARED OF SPIDERS!"

"HE THOUGHT HAMSTERS COULD FLY!"

And irrelevant things like;

"RED VELVET CAKE IS PREFERRED OVER CHOCOLATE AT MY HOUSE!"

But then it would get tied into the moment.

"BUT I BET YOU'RE THE FLAVOUR HE/SHE PREFERS!!!!"

Wait. Cake is too easy to tie in.

"THE TOP SHELF IN MY ROOM IS FILLED WITH BOOKS!!!"

"BUT I GUESS YOU'RE BOTH FINALLY OFF IT!"

That could also work if the first comment was about the market...

I need sleep.

It's 1:45 A.M.

I swear I have insomnia

I should leave it here before this gets any weirder.