" hello! you're speaking with floraa! just kidding, what do you want? "
" sorry, must be a wrong number."
" indeed it is. i don't have any girlfriends who have a deeep voice. "
" i hope you don't. "
" okay, so who do you want to call..? "
" uhm.. i forgot.. "
" well, hiya. i'm flora. "
" i'm zay. "
" oh, and welcome to my phone's contact list. "
" thanks. "
" i'll be calling you every so often. "
" oh, no. "