" hello? "
" hii. "
" oh, hi wrong number friend! "
" aw, you consider me as a friend? "
" sure. "
" is it hard to become your friend? "
" yeah, sure. that's probably why i have no friends. "
" aww. "
" ha, just kidding. i'm fabulous. "
" sure you are. "
" i'll ignore the sarcasm. "
" aw, that was the whole point of the comment. "
" it was? i'm going to go cry silently in the dank corner of my room. "
" dank MEMES?, "
" don't say that. "
" yeah, that was pretty sad. "
" hello? "
" how outrageous!, a boy like HIM hanging up on a girl like ME? "
" i never hung up on you, and what do you mean by a " boy like me", ? "
" oh, crap, you heard me. "
" hello?, "
" YOU hung up on ME?, "
" oh, you actually did. "
