Uninjecting the Man Injection.

Rule One: Stay away from aunties!

I'm at a wedding. My brother and my best friend's wedding to be exact. And while all the other bridesmaid are in the room with the soon to be bride, what am I, the maid of honour doing?

I'm looking for my earphones. My search is frantic, as if my life depends on it. It feels like it does.

My hands moved fast inside my bag, touching objects that were probably useless. I moved to the the backseat of my car, I usually threw things there when I had no other place to put them, spare me the judgement, I'm a very disorganised car owner. That's probably why I don't usually do the driving.

My hands moved to the compartment by the passenger side and the white earphones came into view. Bingo.

"Val! Why are you here and not with the bride?"

I grabbed the bundle of wires that were my earphones and hid them in the fist of my hands. Fake smile number one spreading across my face.

"Aunt Mavis, you look lovely. I was just looking for mints for the bride." I answered starting to walk back towards the church.

"Mints for the bride? Aren't such things provided?" She said following me.

"Apparently not." I mumbled speeding up.

"So where are they?"

"What?" I asked turning around.

"The mints! Where are they?"

"Oh, uhm, I couldn't find any so I'll just go back to her." I said turning around and continuing to walk.

"Well I have some in my car, I'll bring them. A good woman should always have mints. How do you expect to find a man with bad breath." She said and I rolled my eyes. Here we go.

"I dont have bad breath." I mumbled, but she caught it.

"Now you don't, but you never know when you'll eat something unpleasant that can ruin that."

I smiled. "Of course aunt Mavis. I'll keep that in mind. I'll be waiting on the mints."

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The ceremony was beautiful and I could barely keep the tears at bay when they said their vows.

At that moment though, I was sitting in a corner away from everyone watching the photographer take pictures of the bride and groom.

Earphones in, listening to The Script and my taste buds dancing with the finger foods that I had on my plate.

A shadow suddenly blocked my view of the lovley couple and I looked up to see my mom.

"Valeria! Seriously! Everyone one of the bridesmaids are out there mingling and you're here, sitting in a corner and listening to music. How disrespectful!"

"I was just taking a breather mom." I said lazily but she didn't respond well to my words and yanked my earphones and phone away.

"I'm confiscating this till the end of the wedding!"

"Seriously? I'm not sixteen, I'm twenty six!"

"Exactly!" She said then walked away, leaving me scowling.

I sighed and stuffed the last of the food in my mouth and looked at my phone in my retreating mother's hand sadly. I had a love affair with music, why couldn't anyone just understand that?

I looked around the garden trying to find something to do. Nothing.

I decided to go into the tent where the party was actually at. She wanted me to mingle? I would mingle.

I started at the open bar, ordering three shots and an apple martini. I was definitely going to take advantage of the off day tomorrow.

After downing the shots, I sipped my martini whilst searching the room for a potential target. Everyone knew that weddings where the 'it' place for casual hookups, so all I had to do was find a guy to keep me entertained for the night and shut my mother's whining down.

Give her the impression that I'm actually looking for a husband. I'm not, though...

A guy that I didn't know. Hard task, since this was my brother and best friend's wedding.

After dancing and congratulating the wedded couple a million times, my mom finally cornered me again.

"So till now, no one?" She asked, one eyebrow raised.

I'd actually been hit on countless times tonight, but no one really captivated my attention for long enough.

"I actually have, where did he go?" I lied looking around the room deciding to go to whoever catches my eyes first.

And finally, I saw him.

Bingo! He was tall, broody and handsome. Admittedly, he was trying too hard on the "broody and mysterious" vibe but it sure caught my attention, so maybe he had something going for him.

My mom followed the direction of my stare and then looked at me as if she though I was nuts. "Don't dream too high dear."

Smiling at her through gritted teeth, I gladly accepted the challenge .

She thought I wasn't good enough?

I approached him and we immediately locked eyes. He smiled and stood up straighter from his leaning position giving me a full view of his broad chest and chiseled chin.

"What's the maid of honour doing all by herself?" He said smirking.

Sexy voice... Or maybe it was just the alcohol.

"Well I'm not all by myself anymore, am I?" I asked taking a glass of champagne from a passing waiter. I really wasn't going slow on the drinks tonight.

"No you aren't." He said leaning closer.

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Fast forward to a few hours later, probably one am and we were sneaking off together looking for his car. We had given my Mom the show she wanted. Flirted for most of the night until she deemed it safe enough to stop watching.

And now, with the party still in full swing, we were crossing the back gardens on our way to the parking lot to find his car.

With the alcohol in full swing within us, and the shameless flirting that turned sexual sometime before midnight. We were in quite the rush.

"It's over there." He pointed to a black range rover.

I giggled like a high school girl. Definitely the alcohol working and followed him.

As soon as we got to the car door, he's lips were on mine. I was backed up against the door and his hand ran up my inner thigh causing a delicious shiver to run through me. I wrapped my legs around his waist and immediately felt his hardness against me.

He kept me up with one hand whilst opening the back door with the other. Then he carefully laid me down on the back seat. Closing the door behind him.
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