Voltron Conversations (AU)

yeet the sickness out

(author: so basically i was recently sick for 3 days so i was inspired to write this pls dont hate it)

lance: hey babe

keith: yup

lance: so since im sick i've decided to make a pun

keith: lanCE NO

lance: whaT DOES THE BAKER BAKE WHEN HE'S SICK

keith: babe no

lance: babe yES

lance: FINISH THE JOKE KEEF

keith: for the last damn time my name is-

lance: saY IT

keith: FINE

keith: a fuckiNG "COUGH"EE CAKE

keith: ARE YOU HAPPY NOW

lance: yes

lance: thanks babe

keith: you're kind of sort of welcome