Kidnapped one shots

I need a PEE

"Bye Carrie! Have fun on your holiday." I shouted to my best friend and work colleague, Carrie. It was about 2 in the morning and there were only a handful of people out: the really early morning/really late night joggers, the drunks who've just come out of the club or pub and that strange old lady who watches everything outside 24/7 that lives across the street.

The place that I live is on the dangerous side of town with the gangs and thieves but it's a place nevertheless.

It was quite chilly and I had drunk about 3 pints of water before I left the diner so I was bursting. I started to walk like a dinosaur on spice, scratch that it was way worse and to top it off I looked super suspicious.

I looked around me and saw that the was a masculine figure leant against a broken lampost. I didn't think of it at first but as I gradually got closer to my house, I noticed that he was following me.

Scurrying to my front door and pulling out my key, I fumbled with the key and lock, by that time I was dancing and felt a presence behind me. Slowly, I turned around to say hi to a very masculine scent and some nice muscular pecs.

"Hi?" I said awkwardly to the chest but it just jiggled up and down in laughter. I think I just melted.

"Come on princess, that's all you have to say?" I squirmed beneath him, because I really needed a pee and not because his hot, sexy, dripping, drool - worthy, f**k m... stop. Bad Elisa naughty girl.

Suddenly, a cloth found its way to my mouth and I did the most idiotic thing. I said, "I WANNA SWWIINNGGGG FROM THE CHANDDDEELLLEEEEIIIR." Okay well more like screamed. That was stupid and I had to take a breath after, which if your forgetting, in kidnapping books that cloth is usually soked in chloroform and it makes you... very... sleepyyyyyy... zzz zzz zzz

I was out without a fight.

*** Mystery PoV ***

I was sent out at 2 in the f**king morning for a girl that boss thought would be a threat to our gang.

I was leant agianst a lampost when I heard a sweet voice coming out of the diner across the road. "Bye Carrie! Have fun on your holiday."

She started to walk off to her house but then I saw that she was walking funny. It was hilarious. She looked like a dinosaur on spice or acid. It was really suspicious.

It took her a moment to notice me but she just kept on walking so I followed her. After a few minutes she noticed that I was following her and hurried to her front door. I saw that she was fumbling with the key so I stood right behind her.

She turned around and stood there awkwardly then said, "Hi?" Well this is uncomfortable. From her Height,  she was right at eye level with my pecs so I just started to laugh at her.

"Come on princess, that's all you have to say?" Oh dear god thus was so funny, if only all of the other jobs were like this. She started to squirm in front of me. It wasn't that sexual squirming it was the *I need to pee right now* squirming.

I wanted to keep the fun going but a buzz in my pocket said otherwise and I put the cloth against her mouth. She then decided to scream. Not the scared type but sing scream. "I WANNA SWWIINNGGGG FROM THE CHANDDDEELLLEEEEIIIR!!!"

It was soo funny, I had to hold my hand over my mouth to stop from laughing. She then took a breath and fainted right at my feet, I didn't even have enough time to catch her.

TADAAA MOOOOOOO 🐶