A bunch of one shots (some mat be sexual) about kidnapping.
by the way for those of you with poor dizgretion, I do not support kidnapping in anyway shape or form.
Walking down the street with my headphones on blasting out Fuck It by Botalks, I stopped when I heard someone shouting my name from down a side street now this was late afternoon time so I wasn't too worried. The side street was not overly crowded just one or two people would walk past. Trying to find the person who said my name was a lot harder than I thought but eventually I came to an old house that looked really run down.
Me being me decided to investigate. "Are there any fellow homo sepians around here?" Yep that was my first question, one of many.
"Do we look like aliens to you, dipshit?" A guy wearing all black and a black and red mask came out from inside one of the bins that were scattered around this place.
"Urr, do you want me to answer that or..." For some reason the look in his dark brown, almost black eyes told me that I shouldn't really answer that question.
"Just shut up." As if on que, five more guys popped up out of bins I mean seriously these are the bins:
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And they still had the lids on their heads. I had the natural reaction of a human being and laughed my ass off in front of these men that were trying to look tough with space alien lids on their heads. Now don't get me wrong but they did look hot and that from my point of view, although that probably means nothing to you because I'm not real and you have no idea who I am.
By the way I'm Sadi?
"Ethan get the duck tape because this one won't shut up." A guy that came out of the light green bin walked over to a table and grabbed a roll of steel? Oh wait no that's the duck tape.
He then walked over to me and for some reason my body was like "oh hell na imma leave this one for you my friend, you can get yo self outta this one". Thanks. So he just walked up to me and put the tape around my mouth but didn't have any scissors so he just left the roll hanging there. Being the tremendous idiot I am, I helped him out by ripping it with my hands.
"Thanks." Aww he's so polite.
"Yur fulcfom." I was supposed to say you're welcome but I had tape over my mouth so yeah that went well.
Suddenly a bag was placed over my head and I couldn't see. I twisted and turned but the bag was a bag and it was dark inside. Because you don't know me let me tell you, I am petrified of the dark so I curled up in a ball on the floor rocking myself slowly trying to overcome the panic attack.
"What the hell is she doing?"
"Maybe she's finally realised what's going on." I heard the voices from the outside world.
"Mo! I'm carped of meh darkf." Again I forgot about the duck tape. Then I was hit around the head.
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You know that it's not the drinking that gives you a hangover, it's the waking up that does. This was by far the worst hangover ever. I woke up in an unfamiliar place that made me feel strange, that's when I realize I had a bag over my head that's why it's so dark.
"Is this a fabreeze commercial?"
Thank you Christian Delgrosso for the inspiration. Also here are the characters.
