you were walking on beautiful mars as a green alien walked up to you. he said "dame tu cosita, ah ah." You were smitten. You asked him to love you till the end. He gripped you and looked into your (e/c) eyes and said "te amo, (y/n), now dame tu cosita..." then you had 5 kids. And then you were smacked by the dame tu Cosita's wife because he cheated and then his wife murdered you. The end :D