Stan: I'M GOING TO KILL YOU
Beverly: Yo, what did I do?
Stan: YOU FUCKING GAVE RICHIE TOZIER MY NUMBER
Beverly: Did I? Oops.
Stan: I SWEAR TO WHATEVER GOD YOU BELIEVE IN THAT YOU WILL DIE
Beverly: Hey, I did you a favour. You wanted his ass.
Stan: I hate you..
Beverly: Love you too.
Beverly: Oooh, look who texted me~
Stan: BEVERLY
Stan: BEV
Stan: WHAT IS HE SAYING?!
Beverly: "Bev, why did you give me this cutie's number?? I thought you were giving me Eds?? Bev????? Stop ignoring me?????????'
Stan: .....
Beverly: See, he thinks your cute!
Stan: I swear on my gay ass..
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Ew x2
Also! I have a Richie account on Instagram. Go follow. It's toziers.ass
