Haikyuu!! One Shots

Karasuno @ 2 am

~ASANOYA~

Noya:  ASAHI! ASAHI!

Asahi: It's two am go back to sleep...

Noya: Everybody knows that sandles were invented before shoes, but were socks invented before or after shoes?

Asahi: That's obvious Noya, shoes. Now go ba-

Noya: That's what people think because socks are meant to not let your feet get all sweaty when you wear shoes, but if shoes were after socks, why would people have thought of pairing socks with sandles? Like, I'm not saying that socks with sandles is nessasaraly a go-

Asahi: *cuddles Noya* Go to sleep.

Noya: *already sleeping*

Asahi: *sighs and falls asleep*

~KAGEHINA~

Hinata: Have you ever wondered if turtles are related to guinea pigs?

Kageyama: Why would yo-

Hinata: See because they both eat lettuce and strawberries and fruits and veggies. They eat similar vitamins and drink water too.

Kageyama: Wait... That means we can be related to turtles too because we eat fruits, vegitables and drink water...

Hinata: PRAISE THE TURTLE LORD

Kageyama: FOR HE IS THE GIVER OF LIFE TO THE CUTEST THINGS ON EARTH

Random neighbor: SHUT UP

Kageyama: *yawns* Go to sleep boke.

Hinata: Goodnight Bakayama.

~DAISUGA~

Suga: Daichi~

Daichi: We have practice tomorrow.

Suga: I was thinking of how gorgeous you would look when you suck-

Daichi: Suga, you should go to sleep. *rustles beedsheets* Plus everybody knows that if we do it,  you're bottom.

Suga: Hmmph. *goes to sleep*

Daichi: And tommorrow morning, he will forget everything that happened right now, and think it was all a dream...

~TANNOSHITA~

Tanaka: *Starts crying*

Ennoshita: Tanaka, why aren't you crying?

Tanaka: I'm not crying MEN DON'T CRY

Ennoshita: O-okay then, what are you ma-

Tanaka: Life's an illusion, and what if I go unwritten down in history as somebody unimportant?

Ennoshita: You're important to me.

Tanaka: BUT WHAT IF YOU ARE UNIMPORTANT NOBODY'S GOING TO REMEMBER ME!

Ennoshita: *attempts to suffocate Tanaka using his pillow*

Tanaka: *gets pillow off and hits Ennoshita with his pillow* OH IT'S ON!

*"Manly" pillowfight until they both get tired and end up sleeping on the floor*

~TSUKIYAMA~

Yamaguchi: Tsukki... wake up... you're creeping me out...

Tsukishima: *Muttering in sleep* Heehehe. Dinosaurs and strawberry cake... hehbebjeehe

Yamaguchi: *Shakes Tsukishima awake* You we're talking in your sleep again...

Tsukishima: H-Hi dinosaur Yamaguchi. Do you have strawberry cake? *falls asleep, rolls, falls on floor*

Yamaguchi: *Sighs* I guess I have to go buy some cake tomorrow...