Trust // Corbyn Besson

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October 6th, 2018

Bad grammar police
Hey!

Hello!

Where are you?

WhY aReN't YoU aNsWeRiNg?

Answer me!!!

Jared
Dude...

It's 4 am

But we probably live
on very different time
zones for you to think
it would be ok to text
me.

Bad grammar police
It's actually 3 AM here.

Just one hour.

Jared
You live dangerously close.

I'M MOVING TO EUROPE!

Bad grammar police
Bye... :(

Jared
Ugh!

Just go to sleep.

Bad grammar police
But I'm hungry.

Jared
Not my problem.

Bad grammar police
Can we meet up and go to
taco bell?

Jared
I don't want to
meet a person at 3 am

And I'm not hungry.

Bad grammar police
But I am!

Jared
Then go back to sleep

And starve

Bad grammar police
*sigh*

Ok, I'm going alone.

Jared
This late?

Bad grammar police
Why not?

Jared
Is taco bell even open
rn?

Bad grammar police
The one that's close to
our house is open 24/7.

Jared
Nice...

Wait? Our?

Bad grammar police
I live with four other pepole.

Jared
Are they like your family
or something?

Bad grammar police
No.

Jared
Roommates?

Bad grammar police
You could say that.

Jared
Real suspicious but ok

Bad grammar police
Shit. Zachs waking up.

Jared
Is Zach one of those
"roommates".

Bad grammar police
Yes and I almost got caught.

Jared
You act like he's your
mother.

Bad grammar police
He's actually younger than me.

But if he wakes up he'll probably
want to go with me.

Jared
What's the problem with
that?

Bad grammar police
He spends 30 minutes doing his
hair.

I'm not about to wait that long.

Jared
But you are willing to
wait 2-5 hours for me
to drive and get taco
bell with you?

Bad grammar police
Yes.

Jared
Well dang...

Bad grammar police
You still don't want to come?

Jared
Yes.

Bad grammar police
Fine...

Jared
AND GOODNIGHT!

Bad grammar police
Goodnight, Jared!

Sweet dreams!

Jared
Don't crash your car!

Bad grammar police
Thank you...

Jared
Goodnight