Then You walk into school and walk up to your locker to find a bunch of flowers and a bunch of condoms wrapped around a cute pink little teddy bear. Then when you see it you pick it up and start laughing. Then you think of what happened between you and Austin on Friday then you and Brandon Saturday. Then you think: I am such a hoe. I can't believe this. Ok whatever. Then you close your locker and you see the why don't we boys.
Jack: Did you like our present?
You: So it was you who did it? Wait how did you get into my locker?
Zach: Oh come on. If you thought we wouldn't be able to get into other peoples lockers, we wouldn't be this popular.
You: I see. Well it's so cute.
Jonah: Your cute.
You:*starts blushing* Well thank you. So come on lets get to class. Then I'm each class again, the boys of IRL, PM, and WDW were looking at you and your outfit. Just how hot you looked in it. Then skip to after school and you and the WDW boys come over to your house. And your little sister is here by surprise. " Ari? What are you doing here?"
Ari: I told you I was coming home. Or were you too busy hanging out with your boyfriend that you weren't listening?
You: Ok Ari be quiet. I will bring all the stuff from downstairs upstairs and you stay in your room. And don't go into any other room.
Ari: Ugh. Fine. I hate you.
You: Love you too sis.
Then you walk downstairs and bring all the stuff up and out hem into places they should be. But when it came to the stuff for your period, you realize, wait, my period was supposed to be a week ago. Holy crap. OH my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. Then you decide to text the group chat bc you had to tell the boys.
Weirdos:
You: Guys, I think I'm pregnant.
Nick🤟: I'm sorry sweetie. WHAT?
You: Yeah ik. I can't. Believe it either. Somehow Ari knows. She knows all about this.
Austin💕😏: What? How?
You: Well hello Mr. Potential Father of my baby and my egg fertilizer. And our parents made us learn this at a young age.
Austin💕😏: Well ok then. And you can't blame his on me.
You: 1 I'm not blaming anything on you. 2. Why can't I?
Austin💕😏: Because you and Brandon fucked each other up the very next night after we did.
You: How would you know that?
Austin💕😏: You guys were so loud. That's why I slept downstairs.
You: Whatever. But you can prove the is his or yours.
Austin💕😏: Neither can you.
You: Whatever.
Brandon👅💦: Ok so I read the last couple of texts and seriously??
You: And a Hello to my other potential father of my baby and Mr. Egg fertilizer. Yes seriously.
Nick🤟: Ok this is just getting out of hand. All of you just talk this out.
Eggwiener🥚🍳🌭: Hello, Hello, Hello. Used to be like bye bye bye now your hearing I don't mind.
You: Ok now isn't the time to be sending lyrics. This is a crisis.
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boy band battles | wdwxpmxirl + more
FanfictionDISCLAIMER : this book is discontinued Going to a new school is hard. It's just too hard. But when bands you used to be obsessed with want you to help them sabotage other bands for personal gain? What are you supposed to do?
