Author: Oh I wonder how this will turn out-
Alex: EXSQUEEZE ME?! MY BEST FRIEND WITH MY WORST ENEMY?! WTF-
John: Chill out, dude.
Alex: isnsiwnsk *explodes*
Author: to revive Alex, please donate these: 🍨🍨🍨
Thomas: ok now that he's out of the way, we can actually fucking talk
John: I know right. I mean, he's my best friend and all but he never shuts the fuck up
Thomas: Relatable
John: so. Wanna argue about politics?
Thomas: I mean... what do ya got?
John: .... SPHINX CATS ARE ANGELS--
Thomas: THEY ARE uGLY aS FUCK--
Author: THOMAS. HIW DARE U DISRESPECT THE BEAUTIFUL AND CUTE FURLESS BEANS
Thomas: ITS THE TRUTH
John: SHUT THE fUCK-
Thomas: *takes his previous tumblr powers and gathers all Thaurens shippers and ThROwS THEM-* (if u ship Thaurens tag yourself and others who ship Thaurens to strengthen Thomas' tumblr powers)
John: O O F *is now glued to Thomas because of his tumblr powers*
Thomas: well shit-
John: uh... do you... know how to undo this?
Thomas: I think that the only way to do that is by summoning an even stronger shipper for another ship with us in it. (If u ship a different ship with Thomas or John in it, express it in the comments)
John: fuck.
Author: welp. You guys are stuck together now. The power of the fandom is sTRonG.
John: someone please help. Oh, and remember, AK's cat loves you.
Thomas: THEIR CAT HAS FUR--
John and Author: SHIT THE FUCK UP THOMAS
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