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"-Yoongi,não dá mais... - O ruivo fala com os olhos transbordando lágrimas.
-Não dá mais?NÃO DÁ MAIS?!...Tantas coisas pra ter medo e você escolhe justo essa Hoseok? - O recentemente castanho fala alterado - Eu sei que é o seu sonho,sei que tem medo,sei o quanto esses merdas são homofóbicos.... Mas você não vai nem tentar?
-Me...Só me desculpa - Hoseok diz e sai correndo da casa deixando um Yoongi de coração partido pra trás....."

[...Três anos depois...]

J pee baby,yup,yup

Yeah,you know what it is

Check this shit out man

Check it out,check it out

Check it out,yeah

Chillin'with my homies at the home depot
(Home depot)

Buyin' screws and nails,manly shit you know?
(You know?)

My homie says to me "what kind of drill you want?"
(He asked me)

So I said I wanted one right in te ass

What?

I'm not gay(x2)

It was a joke guys,come on

I'm not gay

I like vag more than a pornstar scandal

But can I get the drill with the bright pink handle?

Playin' tackle football with my homies in the park

Had to wrap it up cause it was gettin' dark
(Gettin'dark)

The other team was looking straight as shit
(Ooooo)

But my quarterback,he ain't having none of it
(He ain't scared)

He looked at me and told me no matter where I was at my priority job was to protect the sack
(Okay)

So fourth down,he bends over and yells "hike!"

So I went and grabbed his balls!

Uhhh...

I'm not gay(x2)

I'm just doing my job,step off

I'm not gay

It's not like I was purposefully tryin' to fell them
(I wasn't)

I just care about the safety of the safety of your future children
(Godfather)

I'm not gay(x2)

Quit telling me that,man

I'm not gay

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