ツ Phan One-Shots ツ (last updated aug 29, 2018)

☼ Cereal Boi ☼

I walk down the stairs of the apartment and open the door to the restroom, only to see something that made me think I was crazy.

In front of me sits my roommate and best friend Phil, in the bathtub, full of milk and cereal.

MY cereal, Crunchy Nut, to be exact.

"What. The. Fuck?" I say, barely able to say anything else.

Phil smiles at me and acts like this is completely normal.

"Oh, hey Dan! Wanna join me?" He asks cheerfully. Cupping his hands, he scoops up some milk and cereal and holds it out towards me.

"What..? No! NO!" I reply. I almost want to laugh.. And cry? I don't know.

I'm also not exactly sure why I'm so surprised at this. It's such a "Phil thing" to do.

"Aw, come on! It's really fun," Phil says.

I just stare at him in confusion.

Eating the cereal in his hands, Phil adds, "And delicious."

"Delici- What? Okay, I'll just leave. Enjoy yourself and MY cereal, I guess," I say, backing up and putting my hands around the doorknob.

"Dan, wait!" Phil says. I stop and turn around to look back at him.

"Want some?" Phil says, trying not to laugh. I laugh as well. "No, thank you. I'm going to leave you to that now."

As I walk out and close the door, I say one thing:

"Cereal boi."