Jay POV
"Man. I don't know why Chyna left me with dream and king snotty nose asses." I huffed
"Prolly tryna teach yo ass responsibility " cordae chuckled
"Yea Chyna got your ass in love nigga. You done went soft on us bro" nahmir laughed
"Fuck the both of yall." I rolled my eyes
"I KNOW YOUR SKINNY ASS AIN'T CURSING ROUND MY KIDS!" Chyna yelled
"You just cur-" I butted
"Shut up!" She interrupted
I glanced at cordae and Nahmir a-ki-ki-king like the shit was funny
"I don't know what the fuck is funny NICK with them nasty ass dreads " I flicked him off
Cordae continued laughing
"You think shit funny? Stupid ass. Dont know why you dropped outta school your ass cant even read " I huffed
"Bitch you butt hurt shut up " nahmir mumbled
"If yall cuss round my kids again I'm whooping all yall bad asses. Now. JAY PUT THE KIDS TO SLEEP. Imma be with tyga childish ass for a while I'll be back in a few hours."
Chyna waltz over towards me bending over for me to see her cleavage. I peeped around her to see nahmir and tay make the ugliest stank faces.
"Give mommy a kiss" she squealed
I learned in and gave her a peck. She shuffled quickly towards the door as if she was in a hurry.. After She closed the door the room was filled with a bunch of laughter.
I smacked my teeth. "I tired of yall. When we get the kids to sl-"
"We? As in plural? My nigga? No. YOU. Putting them to sleep. I dont go with that MILF." Nahmir laughed
"WE. about to play the game. YOU about to baby sit them baybay kids." Cordae laughed while dapping up nahmir
"Speaking of them. Where are they?" I slightly panicked
"Jay! Jay!!" I heard king yell
I quickly rushed into their play room to see king drawing on the walls, "what the fuck are you doing king?!"
"I'm drawing! " he smiled
I grabbed his markers and grabbed him "where is Dream?"
"I dont know she doesn't speak" he shrugged
"Cordae, Nahmir!"
"What?!" Nahmir yelled
"Dream with yall?!"
"No nigga!" Cordae yelled
"Chyna gone kill us if we don't find her!"
"Sound like a personal problem my nigga" nahmir yelled
" Fuck you and Cordae" I yelled
"I'm telling mama on you" king said
"Shut up I'm grown" I hissed
"You ain't grown. Thats why Momma took your phone last night " king stuck out his tongue
I thought to myself.. why did I sign up for this bullshit?
We walked into dream room
"It stinks in here" king groaned
"Shut up. And come on" I dragged him in
We looked around to see dream sleep with no diaper
"What the hell? Where is her diaper?" We looked around sniffing to find it.
"I found it!" King screeched. He pointed to her AC vent.
"How the hell did she-" I quickly shook my thoughts and grabbed a clean diaper..
"Chyna better make me nut good tonight after this bullshit" I mumbled
"Hey! I heard that!" King chimes
I rolled my eyes as I changed her diaper
"King can you throw that dirty one away?" I asked
"No. You grown. Remember ? I'm only five " he held three fingers on both hands
"You dumb as hell to be five nigga" I snatched him and dream in my arms while holding her rotten diaper
"Yall both going to sleep til Chyna get home" I huffed going down the stairs with nahmir and cordae.
I heard slight moans around the corner.
"Just like that girl" a grunt called out
I know damn well they not getting head while I'm babysitting I thought..
I came around the corner and behold.. these niggas getting head from the damn housekeepers
"Ling Ling! Get the Fuck out!" I yelled
"My name not Ling Ling Muh Fucka its Chi-Lin"
"Does it look like I give a ching Chong fuck? NO. GET OUT YOU AND YA HOE ASS SISTER, With yall Chun-ugly asses" i noticed king peeping I covered his eyes. Luckily all the yelling didnt wake up dream. I glanced at her still being asleep. The two hoes ran out of the building leaving me with two dumb niggas and two kids.
"What the fuck Jay? I outta beat yo ass nigga!" Cordae hissed
"Yall better be glad I saved yall from raising a village. Them hoes got 20 kids together" I grabbed a controller
"And so what?" Nahmir asked
"Did yall have condoms?" I asked
"Nah they had them" Cordae answered
"They poke holes in their condoms and fuck rich niggas stupid asses" I rolled my eyes
"And how you know?" Cordae asked
"Dont worry nigga. Call us a fucking pizza I'm hungry as a bitch " I groaned
"Me too !" King yelled
"Okay but how the fuck you know about them poking condoms and shit?" Cordae asked
"Does it matter?" I asked
"You said it.. I just want details
"I'm hungry Jay." King groaned
"Fuck it I'll order the food" I huffed while snatching the house phone.
We ordered Chinese for king, pizza for me nahmir and Cordae We chilled for the rest of the night til Chyna nagging ass came home.
