ocean eyes [dele]

two: delboy and dierrhea

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Today

delboy
dierroooo
fifa tonight?
3:00 pm

dierrhea
can't tonight del
3:03 pm

delboy
what the hell are you doing on a saturday night?
you better not be cheating on me
3:05 pm

dierrhea
cheating on the guy who has me named 'dierrhea' on his phone?
how could i ever 🧐
3:09 pm

delboy
it's funny don't lie
3:10 pm

dierrhea
i beg to differ
3:11 pm

delboy
well what are you doing tonight? hot date?
3:17 pm

dierrhea
i gotta go pick up my friend at the airport
3:20 pm

delboy
damn
ok then
3:20 pm

dierrhea
wait, on second thought
it'd be nice for her to meet new people in london
she's gonna be here a while
might as well meet you since you're always at my goddamn house
3:21 pm

delboy
you love it
alright, sounds good
3:22 pm

dierrhea
i'll be back by around 7
3:22 pm

delboy
cheers see you then
3:24 pm

dierrhea
oh, and del?
3:25 pm

delboy
whats up
3:26 pm

dierrhea
don't flirt with my best friend
3:26 pm

delboy
😂😂
wouldn't dream of it
3:27 pm

dierrhea
for real
3:27 pm

delboy
wait is she hot though?
Read at 3:44 PM

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(+) dele naming eric after diarrhea is honestly my fav thing

it's so like me to name my friends after shit