The Bangtan family (on hold)

Chapter 1

Yes I did just give you namjin evidence. You're welcome.

Namjoon slowly started stirring from his sleep as the alarm went off. He hit the snooze button. Looking over at his wife sleeping next to him, he smiled gently, dimples appearing as he did so. He remembered the days where he could actually sleep without wondering where his second oldest son's jams were. Or whether his father-in-law would swear at him after waking him up for lunch. Or trying to calm his oldest son down after seeing a cartoon snake on TV. The good old days, where it had just been him and his beautiful wife (who's self esteem took up the same capacity as the Earth). Sadly that moment didn't last as long as he hoped it would, because Taehyung walked in holding two bowls of Fruit loops and some weird looking food which had obviously been burnt.

"Daddy, me and Hobi Hyung made you breakfast!" Taehyung said happily as he placed the tray next to his mother with a loud bang.

"Uh... thanks I guess Tae." Just before Tae was about leave, Namjoon added another comment. "And Tae, it's 'Hobi hyung and I', not 'me and Hobi Hyung '." Taehyung nodded and showed namjoon his boxy grin before he left, singing Baa baa black sheep an octave or two higher than normal as he skipped down to his room. Namjoon let out a sigh, hoping his son's loud antics hadn't pulled his wife away from her peace. Lucky for him, Jin seemed to still be sleeping heavily, judging by how loud she was snoring.

Deciding he wasn't ready to sit up and eat just yet, he took his phone from the table beside him and decided to scroll through his gallery, and, once again try to remember all the good things in his life. He found the photo of Hoseok and Jin in bed at the hospital, an hour or so after he was born. Then was a picture of Jimin with a pink lollipop and a balloon with Winnie the Pooh on it. The next photo was Taehyung in the bath with shampoo still in his hair. Next was Yoongi holding a plate of his daughter's finest noodles, while scowling at the camera. Then was Jungkookie during his first steps. Namjoon looked over at his wife, shocked to see that she had been staring at him the entire time. "Good morning." Jin said pointing at her cheek, signalling Namjoon to give her a quick kiss. As he was about to follow through with her wish, she hid her face underneath the covers.

"You still haven't brushed and I don't want your morning breath stinking up my gorgeuos face. Anyway who crapped up breakfast today, was it you, the kids or dad?"she asked quietly.

"Obviously not me and your dad has never gotten up to make anyone breakfast in his entire life so it must of been the kids."

"I just wanted to know who burnt the bacon and the toast so I can teach them how to use a toaster without them burning the toast." Jin smiled at him calmly. "Are all four kids up yet?"

"Well Tae came in with breakfast and he apparently made it with Hobi, so I guess it's just Kook and Jimin that need to get up."

"What about Dad?"

"Again, when has he ever gotten up at eight in the morning?"

"Good point." Jin kicked of the covers and walked down the corridor to Jimin and Hobi's room. He could hear muffled voices.

"Jungkook, did you find it yet."

"Nope. You hyung?"

"I wouldn't be asking you if I found it would I?" Jin slowly peeked through the crack in the door. Taehyung was emptying out the drawers and Jungkook was looking underneath the bed. In the corner, sat Jimin and and Hobi looking petrified, their mouths taped and hands tied behind their back with underwear.

Taehyung sighed dramatically.

"I guess we'll have to do this the hard way." Taehyung nodded at Jungkook, who stared back with a balnk look on his face.

"Uh... hyung what is the hard way?" Jungkook whisper- shouted. Jin guessed he was trying to make sure his victims couldn't hear.

"You know..." Taehyung made punching gestures towards himself and pretended to be hurt.

"Punch myself?" Jungkook looked even more confused.

"No, pabo." Hobi now snickered behind the tape. "Punch them until they submit to us, and become our slaves and-

"So boys, what are you playing?" Jin smirked. The two devils just stood there, mouths slightly open.

"We were playing kidnappers mummy." Taehyung lied. "They need to escape any minute now and me kookie have to try and capture them again." Jin looked over at Jungkook who nodded ferociously.

"Well let's see what your victims have to say, hm?" Tae and Kook both looked at each other and immediately fell to the knees.

"I am sorry!" Jungkook shouted.

"Es tut mir leid!" Taehyung shouted. Jungkook paused to look at him.

"It means 'I am sorry' in German." Jungkook looked slighltly stunned by Tae's pearls of wisdom.

Jin shook her head and untied Jimin and Hobi. Jimin immediately rushed into her arms.

"Thank you mummy!"Jimin glared at Taehyung.

"None of this would've happened if you hadn't hidden my alien plushie!" Taehyung yelled.

Jungkook disappeared to his room for a few minutes. When he returned he was holding something behind his back. 

"Uh hyung, I think we emptied out their draws for nothing."

"What do you mean?" Taehyung suddenly looked curious instead of angry. Jungkook pulled out a lime green alien plushie that was from Toy Story.

"Oh."

"Mhm."

"I, er, guess your right."

"Mhm."

"We should probably go apologize after breakfast."

"Mhm."

"Will you ever say anything that isn't  'mhm'?"

"Mhm."