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2:00 am

Markiplier: Hey, why'd you leave?

Jacksepticeye: Too many people I didn't know... sorry, didn't mean to act like that... I was just embarrassed...

Markiplier: There's no need to be embarrassed, lol

Jacksepticeye: I called a random guy, while I was drunk, and can't even remember what the fuck I told you!

Markiplier: Well, you were pretty decent, other then the drunken slurs in your voice.

Jacksepticeye: Decent?  How?

Markiplier: You just called me, and said "Hi, I'm Jack, who're you?"  And then I told you I was Mark, and we had a pretty nice chat... until...

Jacksepticeye: Until?

Markiplier: Until you decided to go all horny teenage boy on me and ask for nudes... lmao

Jacksepticeye: Awe, fuck... I didn't send anything did I?

Markiplier: Wellllll, you sent ONE picture... but I deleted it before anyone other than myself could see it.

Jacksepticeye: Fuck.  I'm so sorry man...

Markiplier: Hey, it's cool!  You're pretty sexy to be honest~! ;)

Jacksepticeye: Oh god... stopppp!  I hate compliments! (>\\\<)

Markiplier: Why?  You deserve them, anyone as sexy and adorable as you are deserves all the compliments in the world!

Jacksepticeye: Ugh!  You're making me red, STAHP!  I'm leaving if you don't stop!

Markiplier: Alright, Alright... I'm sorry you're so god damn sexy, ok?

Jacksepticeye: BYE!

-Jacksepticeye is away-

Markiplier: NOOOO!  I'm sorryyyy!  Come back!  Pleaseee!

-Jacksepticeye has returned-

Jacksepticeye: What? 

Markiplier: I'm sorry, I won't compliment you...

Jacksepticeye: Ok... well, Ik it's probably late for you... so, I'll let you go.  I'll text you tomorrow though!

Markiplier: Alright, ttyl...

Markiplier is typing...
Jacksepticeye: Yep, laters!

Markiplier: Sexy~! ;)

Jacksepticeye: -_-

-Jacksepticeye is away-

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Jack's POV

I put my phone in my pocket, and walk upstairs to my room in my tiny apartment.  It was kinda late here too, and I needed to get to work tomorrow morning.  So I decided to go to sleep.  I placed my phone on my nightstand and plugged it in, letting it charge while I stripped down into my boxers, snuggled up into my blanket, and fell asleep.

— The next morning —

I woke up to my ear piercing alarm shrieking a weird chime that was set as a default for alarms.  I groaned and rolled over in bed, slamming my hand down onto my phone and turning the alarm off.  I rubbed my face and reluctantly got out of bed.  I looked at the clock
"6:00 am?!"  I shout to myself as I unplug my phone and carry it into the bathroom with me. 
I place it on the counter as I look at my horrendous appearance in the mirror. 
"Holy shit... talk about bed head... Jesus." 
I grab my toothbrush and wet it, squirting some toothpaste on the bristles and getting to work on my teeth.  After a couple of minutes I spit and rinsed my mouth out with mouthwash. 
I wiped my mouth and smiled into the mirror "lookin a little better, Alright..."
I check the one again to make sure I wasn't gonna be late for work. 
"6:04, ok, I have some time..." I thought as I quickly took my boxers off and threw them to the floor. 
I played some music on my phone as I turned the water on and quickly hopped into the shower, singing along as I scrubbed my hair to get it nice and soaked.

— After the shower —

I jump out and wrap myself in a towel, I grab my comb and hair dryer.  I turn the hairdryer on and run the comb through my hair as I dried it.  I looked into the mirror again and smiled.
"Much better!"  I giggle as I place those down.
I hear my phone chime as I received a message, I turned on my phone and read the notification

'Markiplier: Hey!  Rise and Shine!  Hope you had a nice rest. :)'

I smiled as I quickly typed back

Jacksepticeye: Yep, I had a good sleep time.  It's so fuckin early here... ugh.

Markiplier: How early?

I glanced at the time

Jacksepticeye: 6:37 in the morning early.

Markiplier: geez, why're you awake that early?!

Jacksepticeye: I have a job.

Markiplier: Oh... what do you do?

I respond as I walk into my room and open up my closet

Jacksepticeye: I'm a teacher at the high school a few minutes from my apartment.

Markiplier: Oh!  Awesome!  I bet you're the sexiest teacher there~ ;)
Seen

I roll my eyes and toss my phone onto my bed so I can pick out some clothes.  I grab my suit and slip it on in a couple of minutes.  I look into the tall mirror that stands next to my closet.
"You look, nice today!"  I think as I smile to myself.
I walk back over to the bed and grab my glasses off the nightstand as I read the messages on my phone.

Markiplier: Why'd you leave?
Markiplier: Jackkkk!
Markiplier: ):

I chuckle

Jacksepticeye: You're such a child... lol

Markiplier: How so?

Jacksepticeye: Look, I cant talk rn, I have to finish getting ready for work.  I'll text you after!  Bye!

Markiplier: Awe... ok... :(
Seen

I toss my phone into my pocket as I jog over to the door to my room and slip my shoes on.  I rush downstairs and grab my bag from the counter and run outside.  I jump into the driver seat of my car and jostle around stuff in my bag to find my keys.
I finally find them and immediately start the car, it turns over with a few low grumbles and I'm off.
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To Be Continued...

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