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Howdy there folks, 'ere is Texas we love Jesus and our guns, and if you don't we'll then your in more trouble than a rabbit during harvest. We also love our barbecue, in fucking fact, we barbecue 'erythang. Sunday's are Sabbath so we close 'erythang because fuck you Newcomers. And if ya step on mah property, I'll blow ya brains out with one of mah many shotguns.
Heh sorry to the people who live it Texas. Reminder it's been a long while since I was last in Texas. But yeah. The part of Texas I grew up in was pretty rural and much of this is true. Oh and a little fact. (This is probably outdated) In Texas you have to have a green card to drink alcohol even at the legal age of 21. But if you are a women under 21, (say you're like 15) and your husband was over 21, you could have alcohol.
