Every straight female except me, the possibly straight, wants a guy with rock hard abs.
I would want a chubby guy 😇
Rock hard abs:
Dig bick
A total bickface
Douchebag
overprotective
fuckin terrible to sleep on
Chub boi:
Average bick
Cute
Sweet
Nice
An absolute blast to lay on; like a warm breathing pillow
Understands that you happen to have male friends
