Magic [Remus Lupin]

5

"Midnight Marauders"
Participants: 4

James
REMUS IS THIS THE GIRL ????

Remus
What girl?

James
CINDERELLA

Peter
I think her name is jean not Cinderella

James
I MEANT THE GIRL REMUS RAN INTO
also peter you uncultured swine her name was Ella not Cinderella

Remus
That looks like her
How did you find her?

James
SHES SIRIUS' FRIEND

Remus
Okay but how did you know she was the one I ran into?

James
SHE POSTED ABOHT IT

Peter
Jfc did you stalk her insta??

James
Only a little
Sirius tries to keep me from his other friends

Peter
I don't blame him tbh

Remus
Where is Sirius?

Sirius
Fielding angry texts from my "other friends"

James
You're a tosser, you know?

Sirius
Yes I've already been told twice

James
Good.

Sirius
Why are you even mad at me?
Remus isn't mad
Right Remy?

Remus
It's really not a big deal

James
YES IT IS
YOU COULD BE SOUL MATES

Sirius
Jfc James they haven't even met

James
ITS FATE

Remus
Mate I appreciate the sentiment but I haven't even spoken to her

James
SIRIUS GIVER HIM HER NUMBER

Sirius

Remus
Thanks mate

James
REALLY?!?!
YOU WOULDNT EVEN TELL ME YOUR FRIENDS INSTAGRAM HANDLES

Sirius
She thinks he's cute, he thinks she's pretty
They deserve a chance
Plus you're a mega stalker

Peter
Well you just gave us all her number

Sirius
JAMES I STG IF YOU TEXT HER I WILL SHAVE YOUR HEAD IN YOUR SLEEP

James
Relax I won't

Sirius
Thank you

James
Yet
I'm gonna wait until Remus asks her out

Remus
I give no guarantees

James
you suck :(

Sirius
If you break her heart I'm going to have to stop hanging out with you

Remus
Wow jeez no pressure or anything

Sirius
Yeah well I've known Jean since preschool so