Magic [Remus Lupin]

10

The Bean
JAMES FLEAMONT POTTER YOU BETTER FUCKING STOP DOING THAT

James F*cking Potter
doing what?!

The Bean
TAGGING THAT GUY IN PICTURES OF ME

James F*cking Potter
Oh that
Yeah, no

The Bean
I stg I will come over there and BEAT you

James F*cking Potter
Ooooh I'm so scared

The Bean
Do you have any idea what I'm capable of?

James F*cking Potter
No ?

The Bean
Has Sirius told you about The Fourth Grade Incident

James F*cking Potter
.....no
What was The Fourth Grade Incident

The Bean
Cross me and find out Potter

James F*cking Potter has added Queenie to the chat

James F*cking Potter
Sirius help she's threatening me

Queenie
Wtf is going on
*THIS* is why you wanted james' number????

James F*cking Potter
YOU GAVE HER MY NUMBER

Queenie
SHE SAID SHE WANTED TO TALK TO YOU ABOUT REMUS

The Bean
And I did
Talk to him about [not tagging] Remus [in photos of me on the internet]

James F*cking Potter
THERE WAS NO TALKING
IVE BEEN VERBALLY ASSAULTED

The Bean
Cry baby

James F*cking Potter
Screw you

The Bean
you wish

James F*cking Potter
ExCUSE ME
I have a GIRLFRIEND

The Bean
Right because men *never* cheat on their girlfriends

James F*cking Potter
*gasp*
I would NEVER
(cue dramatic exit)

James F*cking Potter has left the chat

Queenie
So fricken dramatic

The Bean
Hypocrite

Queenie
Meanie

The Bean
I know you are but what am I?

Queenie
ur dumb

The Bean
I know you are but what am I?

Queenie
I hate you sm rn

The Bean
<3 <3 <3