Kelcie

1

"Oye girl!" I said as I furiously picked away at the sleeping figure of my cousin, as she was hunched up the corner of the living room with a SKYY VODKA bottle in her hands.

Hold on, that is my bottle!

I glared at her

She groaned turning around, a cough leaving her lips afterwards.

"OPAL WAKE UP NUH DUTTY SHIT!" I shouted furiously as dis big dumb living photosynthesis frog was holding my raas property!

"No, Craig, don't leave me..." She whispered sleepily, and a tear slipped down her face.

Oml her man left her, poor ting...

I sighed.

"Opal, get up or I will cut you off from my Netflix subscription." Her eyes shot open.

"Kelcie?" She asked, her voice hoarse from sleeping. I rolled my eyes and snorted.

"No, it's her fucking twin sister Calcium." I retorted. She hissed her teeth. "To early for your bull-"

And that when dat raas sinting decided to girl on my beautiful hardwood floors.

Dear Zeus why me?

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"I'm sorry!" She said frantically, after explaining her situation, include that retched, stinking liquid from my living room floor. I walked around the dining table and stared deep into her eyes.

"He... left you?" I asked slowly. She knocked her head. "And you caught him cheating?" Another nod. "With your sister?" She nodded again. By then tears were fully flowing down her pale face.

I kissed my teeth.

"You what, you clean up, and I will deal with him ok?" I said softly.

"Kelcie, don't do this! " she rushed out.

"Girl, you drank my vodka, puked on my floor, got fired, caught Craig cheating and I should do anything?" I asked incredulously. "Girl bye, I'm not mourning for your loss, the only loss I'm mourning the loss of my vodka get working."

Opal finally caved in. "Alright. Don't kill him. "

"I make no promises boo." I said with a devious smirk and winked.

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It would be a sight to see a girl leather pants, grey graphic tee and black converse with a big silver bay that says bad bxtch. Am I right?

The neighbors were peering over their hedges and whispering. I glared at the coldly and they flinched.
My anger was just welling up inside of me as I thought about what Opalina has said to me, and trust my zeal for hurting someone was just bubbling like my grandma's soup pot, I swear!

I marched up to his door and knocked on the door, ignoring the useless doorbell. A high pitched feminine voice sounded from behind the door.

"Yes yes! I'm coming wait!" It demanded. I immediately recognized it. Carolina, I thought. That bitch.

"Hello, wh- oh it's you." She sneered. I rolled my eyes. I cannot believe that we were actually related.

"What are you doing here?" She demanded like she owned the place.

"Doing justice for your sister." I retorted. "Anyway, what kind of sister would sleep with her sister's boyfriend?"

Carolina rolled her eyes. "It's not my fault I fuck better."

"Of course it is, because I'm sure you have experience to qualify as a man clown and a certified whore." I seethed. She gasped but I cut her off by shoving her to the side.

"Wasteman!" I bellowed "Show your dutty waste man face now!" A crash was heard soon after. I swung up my bat and got ready to hit him, only to round the corner to see him bent over a table, white lines covering the surface.

That asshole was doing coke.

I cleared my throat. He looked up, his eyes red or something like that.

"Who are you!?" he asked, stumbling over his own feet to come near me. I instantly stepped back.

"Yo mama bitch!" I replied snarkily. "Come at me bro!"

He stumbled forward and before he could blink, my bat came down connecting with his head, knocking him out. Just as he collapsed, Carolina came running in.

"You psychopath!" She yelled at me, tears running down her plastic face. I shrugged.

"Don't worry, he's not dead," I said nonchalantly, but my gaze turned lethally serious, "And if you pull a stunt like this again, you're next. I promise."

And with that I walked out of the house, with my beautiful bat on my shoulders, glinting in the sunlight.
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I sat silently in the back of the cab, my bat across my lap. The other two people in the cab looked my bat nervously. I rolled my eyes.

"Do you p-p-play baseball?" he gulped nervously.
"With people's heads, yes I do." I relied sarcastically. "It make me happy." Whoa, I'm actually honest. I felt nice whacking what whacko! "You should try it some time."

The chickens in the backseat shuddered, while, the driver had a sounds nice look on his face.

"Sounds exciting. I'll try it sometimes." He commented. I chucked.

"Who knew that women could be sadomasochists?" the man on my right muttered, but I caught it. I sent him a swift glare.
The one on my left stuck his hand out to me. "I'm Mathew."

I knodded. "I'm Kelcie."

"I'm Pat." The one on right said. Ya don't say...

"Nice to meet yall" I said with a western accent.

The car was then filled with laughs.
"Hey, are you busy tonight?" asked Mathew. I shook my head. " How about we meet up at The Rank and talk tomorrow? Does seven am sound good?" He added hopefully. I nodded.

I gave my number. Pat grinned boyishly. The cab stopped at this fancy little office place. The men stepped out.

"Kelcie! See you tomorrow!" The beamed, in brotherly unison. And yes they were brothers. Strange enough for their own good.

I sighed. "You know where to drop me milo."
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"Yes Opal. I knocked him out." I answered irritably, after having to retell the story to my deranged cousin for the hundredth time.

"What about the pilice?" she sqeaked. "Carolina and Craig more than knows better than that." I said hotly.

"All right Miss Knock-Me-Out, im going to bed." She yawned. I flipped her off.

"Good night boo!" I yelled.

"Shet yer fucking mouth, Kel!"

And with that she slammed her door. I smiled.

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