unknown number: just got out of the apple store, i'm so pissed you broke my phone jack.
me: um this isn't jack bro, it's maya
unknown number: seriously jack don't fuck with me, i'm already pissed at you
me: i'm dead serious this isn't jack, this is maya gardener an awkward 18 year old girl.
unknown number: shit i'm so sorry, but i'm daniel and i'm 19 :)
you have changed unknown number's name to daniel
me: what did your friend jack do to your phone?
daniel: he threw it down the stairs
me: wtf why?
daniel: because he's a jackass
me: haha Jack ass, get it
daniel: good day
me: nooo don't leave, i'm very lonely
daniel: finneeee
me: what's your last name, date of birth, place of presence, and best friend's name?
daniel: wow you like to pry
me: just answer the damn questions
daniel: fine, my last name is seavey, i was born on April 2nd, i live in la, i have four best friends and their names are jack, zach, jonah, and corbyn.
me: i live in la too!
daniel: that's dope, now answer my questions best friends name? date of birth? favorite place to be? and describe what you look like
me: my best friends name laura, i was born on january 29th, i really like kayaking and hiking so i guess the water and trails. and i'm ugly that's all you have to know.
daniel: i bet you aren't ugly
me: i bet i am
daniel: send me a picture of you, i'll be the judge of that
me: you send one of you first
daniel:
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me: damn you're really cute, how i am gonna top you
daniel: thanks butttt showww meeee youuu
me: okay geez
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me: i'm so sorry that i blinded you with my ugliness 🤢
daniel: what the hell, you're a liar! you're one of the most beautiful girls i've ever seen 😍
me: you're just saying that to be nice
daniel: i promise i'm not
me: well i gtg but it was nice talking to you seavey
daniel: it was nice talking to you too :) read at 9:45 p.m.
