Fuck you i love you (davekat oneshot)

Dave grinned to himself looking at karkat so casually walking by himself having no idea he was being followed... Dave decided to mess with him a little bit. He picked up his pace a bit, making sure to stay as quiet as possible, then grabbed karkat's shoulders, leaned in close, and whispered "Hay little mamma lemme whisper in ya ear" smirking.
Karkat was frozen... like. Totally frozen. It was freaking him out a bit. He turned his head a bit but still kept his husk whisper as he said "you alright there kitkat?"
Karkat let out a sigh and landed into his arms purring. Holy shit. He smirked wider and started to rub his head as he kept his tone to keep him in the adorable trance. "Mmm that's it~" he whispered. But just as Dave touched karkat's horn... he snapped out of it, he whipped around fast, his with face red with embarrassment and anger. "STRIDER!!!" He turned and yelled at him.
He only chuckled in response.
"WHAT THE FUCK?" He shouted.

"Hay I was just messing around"

"WELL FUCKING STOP IT! WHY THE HELL WERE YOU TOUCHING ME!?"

"Aw common you know you love it"

Just as karkat turned to storm off Dave decided to try his luck and grabbed him by the hand and wrapped him in his cape and leaned in and tried again, this time whispering "aww, what's the matter my little kitkat?" As he rubbed his back with one hand and rubbed his head with the other. At first he thought it wasn't gonna work, seeing him tense up and get a look of anger... but then chuckled a bit as karkat suddenly gave a content sigh and swooned right into his arms yet again. Damn Dave was loving this. He leaned forward a pursed his lips seeing if he could get a little kiss from him... he had his eyes closed for a little while but opened them when he realized he wasn't getting a response. When he opened his eyes he saw karkat's adorable little face with his eyes closed looking so needy ready to kiss him aswell. He was going to respond but... he looked so sweet. He just stopped and stared at him for a little bit... until his eyes flew upen and he yanked himself away again... damn it!

"GOD DAMN IT I CAN'T FUCKING STAND YOU STRIDER I SWEAR TO GOG!!" He screamed.

"Oh really cause you weren't just ready to kiss me a minute ago?"

" DAMN YOU AND YOUR FUCKING MIND GAMES WHY CAN'T YOU EVER JUST LEAVE ME THE HELL ALONE?!"

" Cause you're too fun to mess with"

" WELL I'M NOT YOUR FUCKING ENTERTAINMENT CENTER SO YOU NEED TO GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY LIFE!"

"Aw common you know you'd miss me"

"WHAT THE HELL WOULD I MISS? YOUR STUIPD SHADES! OR YOUR ANNOYING HIPSTER TRICKS! OR NO NO NO YOUR DUMB CAPE YOU'LL NEVER LET ME TOUCH! TTHHAATT'S WHAT I'LL NEVER BE ABLE TO LIVE WITHOUT! OH I CAN FEEL MYSELF MISSING YOU ALREADY!" He said sarcastically

"Aw common babe don't be like that" he said grabbing his hand and caressing it sweetly. He seemed to relax a bit to that, so he went a little further and reeled him in and brought his hand to karkat's shoulder.

"I- UH- GODDAMN IT NO! I FUCKING CAN'T STAND YOUR MIND GAMES FUCKING HELL!" He said yanking himself away again.

"Damn what'd I do this time? You know karks for the one who says I'm always messing with your head you're the one who seems to be mr. I-hate-you-i-love-you Vantas" he responded raising an eyebrow at him.

"WELL MAYBE I WOULDN'T BE LIKE THAT IF YOU WOULD JUST LEAVE. ME. ALONE!!"

"Why are you always so pissed at me all the time anyway? Like I get you have that whole "I-hate-everything" thing going on but it seems like you just point me out in particular"

"BECAUSE I HATE YOU!"

"But hate you everyone" he took a step forward

" WELL I HATE YOU MORE" he took a step forward aswell

"Well why?" Get got even closer

"BECAUSE YOU DRIVE ME CRAZY" he also advanced

"Ohhh" he grinned

"FUCK I DIDN'T MEAN IT LIKE THAT"

"Then what did you mean?" He again raised an eyebrow... their faces mere inches from eachother

"I LOVE YOU!" He covered his mouth fast. Dave gave a cocky and surprised smile. "I MEANT HATE!!"

"Sure you did"

"FUCK YOU I MEANT TO SAY HATE!!!"

"With pleasure" he said filling the space in between them with a heated kiss, wrapping his arms around him. After a long, sweet while Dave pulled away to see karkat with a sweet little look of content... his eyes still shut, his mouth still open, with a little smile on his face. At that moment, Dave decided he was going trust karkat with something big, something serious... something to show karkat that he could be trusted. After all what's a better way to say you can trust me than to spill your deepest darkest secret right?

Karkat didn't realize how long he had lost in a trance of bliss. But suddenly he noticed they were no longer kissing. He fluttered his eyes open and they suddenly went wide as his gaze was met with a pair of big, beautiful, piercing red eyes... he couldn't help but gasp. He stared into them and suddenly found himself getting lost in his eyes. Dave grinned at him and said in a kind tone " I love you kitkat"

"I-I LOVE YOU TOO" he said still gazing up at him.

Suddenly the two of them heard giggling... and whipped around, Dave practically smacking his glasses back on his face, both shouting.

Kanaya and Rose had been watching them the whole time.

"Aww, the two of you are adorable" said Dave's terrible ecto sister

"Indeed The Two Of You Are Very Sweet" Kanaya agreed and the two little shits grinned again

"And scene" Dave turned to karkat with a grin. "Thanks for helping me practice my lines for fanfic play I'm doing for nepeta, kitkat!" He said with a look of wit

Karkat was a bit confused for a second, then smiled for a second at him and turned to them and gave a look of anger.
"WHATEVER SHITSTAIN YOU STILL OWE ME!" He said turning to go

"Yeah yeah yeah, I'll get you your damn romcom" he turned on his heel the opposite way. Karkat looked at kanaya and rose for a second.

"WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU TWO LOOKING AT?"

"Oh, nothing" rose says still grinning

"OK... WHATEVER"

Once Dave and karkat were out of the room Kanaya looked at Rose

"They Do Realize They Were Using Each Others Names The Entire Time Right? Also That We Are Well Aware That Neither Of Them Know How To Act Very Well At All?" She asked her lover. Who simply laughed in response

"I honestly don't know what they know at this point" she responded as the two of them walked away without another word.

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THE END *rainbows*