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Y/N in Azkaban: Let me see my husband!
Guard: Only children and blood relatives.
Y/N: It's my children right there!
Guard: That's Tom Riddle.
Y/N: Exactly! If you look at his crotch you can see my future children in there.
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Tom: y/n doesn't like me
Avery crashing through a window with (y/b/f/n): BITCH ARE YOU BLIND?!?
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Y/N: Hey, Tom! Do you think I can get this egg into that jar.
Tom: No.
Y/N: *throws egg at Bellatrix* I guess you're right
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Y/n: Look. Abraxas feels really bad for what happened. He thinks you hate him. He wants to move to London.
Tom: I don't hate him. It's just... You know what, I'll go talk to him. It's not his fault.
Y/n: Good. He already asked me where he could exchange his galleons for London galleons.
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Tom: I've only known (y/n) for a less than day but if anything happened to her I'd kill everyone if this school and then myself.
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Avery: Does anyone have any cologne? Tom?
Tom: y/n says I'm not aloud to wear cologne until I prove I can be responsible with it.
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Y/n: You have no idea what I'm capable of.
Tom: Don't take this personally but I feel like I'm being threatened by a cupcake.
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Y/n: This bitch is ruining my life!
Tom: Who?
Y/n: Me!
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Y/n: I've got this headache that comes and goes.
Walburga: Hey gu-
Y/n: There it is.
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Tom: I don't like (y/n) I just get this feeling that I need to protect her at all costs, and I want to play with her shiny hair, and look into her eyes, and hold her, and make her laugh but no I don't like her
Abraxas: No mate you don't like her
Avery: You LOVE her!
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