The Future and The Present Boys

Try To Get Back

Abbi P.O.V

The guy stood up and he looked at me. "This belongs to you" he handed me the medal and jumped out the window. I ran over and yelled "sir are you okay?" The guy didn't move and jimin came up to me. "He is probably taking a power nap." I shrugged and walked down to the big fat guy laying on the ground and saw glass in his face. "Well he's dead." Jimin smiled. "Why are you smiling?" "Cuz I've never seen a fat guy be dead before." I sighed and walked back into the building. Jimin followed and he grabbed a water bottle and handed it to me. "Here take this." I grabbed to bottle and drank...gatorade? "What is this?" "It's Gatorade and it's got more electrolytes then cows." I just sighed and sat down. "I think I should teach you a few things if we're going to be friends."

Celeste P.O.V

"Where are we going?" The random dude shrugged. I looked over and saw a guy selling hot dogs. "HEY!!! HOW MUCH MONEY IS THIS?!?!" the guy was silent. "HEY!!! CAN YOU HEAR ME?!!!" The was still silent. "LISTEN TO ME!!!" He never listened. I smacked him and he fell to the ground slowly. "Oh I am so sorry sir i didn't know" I picked him up and set him up again. "Holy cow I wanna go on your diet." I felt hands on my arm. "Why are you talking to a cardboard cutout?" "He wasn't listening to me so....I tried to punish him but he fell down." I got out of his grip and left picking up the guy. The random dude picked me up and carried me as I held the guy closely again. The random dude set me down and I sat on the curb in water. "Okay let's go too...." I looked at the guy that was holding hot dogs and his feet started to limp in the water. "Oh no!! I got that!!" I grabbed his feet and they fell off. "OH NO!!! BILLY FRANK CHARLES!!!!" the random guy grabbed my wrist again and pulled me into a place. "Welcome to Costco we got rid of out old people greets because they always died of boredom so were here now.....welcome to Costco we got rid of...." the people were so friendly and nice. "I wanna work here when I'm forty!!!" The random guy just sighed. "Are you thirsty?" I nodded. He walked over to the drinking fountain and I drank the Gatorade. For some reason the random guy didn't like it. He looked around and sighed. "Are the toilets gatorade too?" I looked around and saw the subway. "LETS GO EAT THAT SUBWAY!!!" the guy was dragging as I pulled him with me. I got on the bus and there were guys and girls dancing on poles handing people their subway sandwiches.

Yoongi P.O.V

I was definitely not enjoying the ride on the subway. So when it stopped in the middle of Costco we saw Wal-Mart for Men. Celeste was about to run in but a guy came out and bumped into her. "Woah hey are you a girl or a boy?" Celeste looked down and spun around screaming. "I don't know I think I'm a girl." "Then you can't go in there. Its for guys only. If we go in and try to buy something and we don't have money we need to get a hand job and I don't think that's what you want." "Are you a girl?" The guy looked Down and pulled his pants a little. "I'm a guy I think." I sighed and whispered. "I'm surrounded by idiots. Okay you two can you please stop talking we need to find the other smart one to make me feel like I'm not the only smart person with a bunch of idiots." They nodded and we walked away. Then we looked at the ceiling where the TV was. "It has been said that there is a new king and he is way more attractive and skinnier then the other fatty." I looked up and saw the other girl from the doctors office. "Hey it's abbi. Hey random dude that's the other girl that was with us. We should go to the white house and reunite with her before she forgets about us and she can help us get to a time machine and we can go back home where we are supposed to be." My eyes go wide and I looked straight at her. I walked around her. "Are you an intruder because that was actually smart. And that's also probably the smartest thing you've ever said so far." Celeste just stared at me blankly. "You didn't understand a thing I said did you?" "The Only thing I understood was because." I face palmed walked off. "Okay so is that dude going to be following us the whole time?" She turned around and looked at the guy. "Hey!! You!! Do you know where the white house is?" The guy looked at me and nodded. Celeste looked at me "white house?" I sighed and rolled my eyes. The guy came with us.

Celeste P.O.V

The guy was walking with us. "Hi I'm Celeste what's your name?" The guy looked at me and smiled "I'm Tae nice to meet you." "So I was dating this one guy when I first got here and his legs literally fell off then I ditched him on a corner and our relationship started with a huge fight because he wasn't listening how about you?" Tae just looked at me and shrugged. "The closest I've been to a girl was my dog that I accidentally stepped on and her cute little antennas are still on my shoe see." He lifted his foot and I cried. "I am so sorry. How did you get away from the murder?" "I walked." I looked for a minute. "Hmm maybe I should try that." We stopped and the random guy looked at me and Tae. "Okay where are we going?" Tae shrugged and kept walking as we kept talking about our dead pets that we always kept stepping on. "Oh yeah I stepped on my croaking cat and he died. It's either my croaking cat, meowing frog, or a hamburger. But one of those. It was so devastating."

Yoongi P.O.V

I can't wait to see the other girl again cuz then we can actually have an intelligent conversation. Until then I have to deal with dummies.