Fifty Shades of Lamp

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WARNING: SCARRED 4 LIFE IF YOU READ THIS JK *lies*

'Twas the night before Halloween, and all through the house... SCREW HOUSE MAKING THAT SHIT A MANSION. 'Twas the night before Halloween, and all through the mansion was hot god damn slutty halloween party. The host was Kyle Broflovski all the crazy shit happens dere. Some of the guests included Kenny and Kaylee McCormick, Stan Marsh, Craig Tucker, Pip Pirrurp, and Lampy Pheles,  and the fatass nazi prick known as Eric Cartman. The twins ((Kaylee and Kenny)) where wearing slutty costumes. Kenny was smexy witch, that costume included a black corset,  black biker gloves, black nail polish, goth makeup, black fish nets, and a really short black tutu. Kaylee McCormick was wearing a slutty nurse costume that inculded a white bra top red lingerie, a short white skirt with a red heart on it, white stilito heels, and a white headband. Stan Marsh was wearing a cosplay of Rin Oukumara. Craig was wearing a speedo with Shrek's face on the front, while in the back was plain black and in white letters saying Kenny's Bitch. Kyle was wearing Cartman's clothes. ((KYMAN)) Pip being the innocent bitch he was wore a pink short dress, black combats, blue fish nets. Cartman being the racist bastard he was dressed up as Hitler. Lampy was dressed up as a cosplay of Amaimon.

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