Fifty Shades of Lamp

Chapter 2

»Lampy's POV«

I was in my Amaimon costume, AKA, my father's costume, as I appeared at Kyle's front door.

His face looked as if he was high, but he just pointed at me with his unstable legs wobbling around as he stood up. "Duuuuude, you're a fucking lamp, maaann.." He slurred, but I ignored it and went in with a snob look on my face.

»This is the narrator speaking.«

Lampy was a sassy Jersey girl who was on the TV series, Jersey Shore, being Snookie's replacement when she was absent. Lampy was a raven who had a golden tan on her pole, and she wore a lot of make up to keep her Jersey look going. Lampy was a swagalicious girl with a bad reputation. She is a bloody drunkard and likes to smoke on free time. She is also dating that guy from Jersey Shore who looks like he's half human half shark, also know as Paulie-D.

»Lampy's POV«

I strutted into the house, my ass swaying to the right and then to the left as my gigantic tits were jiggling with all it's might. I was a worker at Hooters, so I do know why I was hired now.

The Amaimon costume was a bit more slutty than what daddy actually wears, but my dad himself is a sweet tooth, if you know what I mean.

I sat down on the couch and drank ten beers as Stan wobbled next to me and groaped my big ass tits. "What are you doing?" I asked in a completely monotone voice.

"Just touching your melons." He slurred and dove his face into the crack between them both.

I patted his head. "It's gonna take more than a compliment to get a ride from me."

"What will then?"

"Maybe... perhaps... buy me a drink and kiss a dude, and you can get all the pussy you want from my sexy lamp ass." I giggled sweetly and poked his pixie nose.

So that's exactly what he did. He wobbled over to Kyle and gave him the sloppiest and longest kiss I have ever seen. When they pulled away, the longest string of saliva was formed in between the gap of their lips. Style, anybody?

He then came over with a fancy looking martini and gave me it. Well shit, looks like the symmetrical bed sheets will be asymmetrical when he's done with me.

"Now... what about that pussy?"