Gassy Cleric

Robbed

Ophilia was a woman who wore a white dress and had beautiful blonde hair. She lived in Flamesgrace and was currently spending time with Primrose in Sunshade. Primrose was a slightly older woman who wore a revealing red dancer's suit, showing off her legs to everyone that saw her.
"So Primrose..w-why do you do what you...do?" Ophilia asked.
"You mean dancing? I was kind of forced to do it...but ever since I'm just used to doing it. Doesn't bother me anymore.." Primrose replied. "Are you the type that would take action if someone did anything wrong?" She asked Ophilia.
"Of course," Ophilia said. "And...I also have a punishing method when I catch the person too." Primrose smiled, interested in what the method was.
"What would that be?" She asked casually.
"Well...uh.." Ophilia struggled to answer. "It's kind of...well it's not leaving the person in danger...but it's kind of...weird." Primrose noticed she was blushing a little as she spoke.
"You can tell me, it's fine. I doubt it's giving them a little dance." Primrose said, trying to cheer her up.
"I could just show you..." Ophilia said bashfully. Without warning, she shoved Primrose against the butt of her dress and released a big eggy fart. She let go as Primrose stepped back coughing.
"Did you just fart in my face..?" She asked. Ophilia's blushing was more intense.
"Yeah...I fart on the person until they pass out and I just leave em there...or take them to prison..." she stopped talking and looked at Primrose. "You're okay, right?"
"Yeah...I just didn't expect that at all! P.U girl you sure know how to rip one..." Primrose laughed. Ophilia smiled with a little blush.
"Just don't tell anyone else, if anything I would probably tell Tressa myself..." Ophilia said.
"It's fine Ophilia..." Primrose said as she held her hand. "I hope I didn't stress you out with asking how you punished bad doers. I know that was a little thing to be shy about.."
"It's fine, I'll see you and Tressa later I'm going to the food store for some more eggs. That's my...fuel for farting.." Ophilia said, as she ran off. Primrose smiled as Tressa waved to her. As usual, she had brought some merchandise available for buying or looking at. Tressa was a merchant who wore a clear dress, and a brown hat with a feather on it. She didn't notice the woman eyeing her stock nearby, out of sight.
"That tiara looks gorgeous!" Primrose gushed, looking at its graceful shine.
"Interested?" Tressa asked.
"Yeah, I'll buy it!" Primrose said as she handed her the amount of money the price tag requested. As Tressa was going to give it to her, someone bashed into her forcing Tressa into the ground. The person ran off with the item Primrose wanted so bad.
"My knee!" Tressa said, checking the wound on her knee. She looked around her bag for bandages but couldn't find one.
"Are you okay?" Primrose asked, trying to bring her up.
"Well my knee sure isn't...where'd the tiara go?!" She said bewildered.
"That damn woman went off with it, take this bandage I need to get Ophilia to handle this problem." Primrose said, giving Tressa a bandage to put on her knee. Tressa looked at the woman who was almost out of her sight, fleeing to a small cave nearby.
"My knee is hurt thanks to her..." Tressa said to herself. Primrose went in the food store and saw Ophilia having her favorite food. It looked like she was just about finished, which was great for the situation.
"Ophilia," Primrose said gasping for breath. "I was doing business with Tressa when some woman bashed into her and took off wit the tiara I paid for!"
"Do you know where she went?" Ophilia asked.
"No, but maybe Tressa would. I'm not sure if she saw." Primrose said. They exited the food store and Ophilia gasped when she saw Tressa's bandage.
"You're okay right?" Ophilia asked her friend.
"Yeah I am. But more importantly, that woman ran off into the cave west of here." Tressa said. "I need time for this to heal, and it's kind of hard to walk now. I can take care of myself."
"We'll come back later Tressa. We have to teach that woman a lesson she won't forget!" Primrose said as she went with Ophilia to confront that woman in the cave. She was going to be satisfied seeing Ophilia fart on that thief like she deserved it.
"Hey Ophilia...what if I tempted that woman to try and steal from you as a trap?" Primrose asked as they were traversing through the desert of Sunshade.
"Well how would you set it up?" Ophilia asked, her interest was piqued.
"I could put a pretty looking treasure near where your butt is...I could scout out for that woman and when she tries to steal, I'll signal to you that she's there and you can pin her down..." Primrose explained as she put a shiny red charm near Ophilia's backside.
"And from there I would just...fart on her?" Ophilia asked blushing.
"Of course, isn't that what you said your punishing method was?" Primrose asked.
"Well it is...but it's going to be awkward with you there..." Ophilia admitted.
"Hey, it doesn't matter and besides I won't faint even if you stink up the cave. I could just pinch my nose and hold my breath for a long time." Primrose said, assuring her friend that it wasn't anything to be nervous about. They were in the cave, Primrose was scouting around the cave with her eyes. If the woman saw her moving her head around, it would be harder for her to strike without Primrose spotting her. She quickly spotted the charm near Ophilia's butt and swiftly but sneakily made her way behind them. The woman was behind Primrose, her sight set on the charm perfectly close to Ophilia's luscious booty.
Ophilia was really tempted to let a huge fart out, but she knew the woman would hear it and probably get away. Besides, she didn't want Primrose to smell it. The woman was making her way towards the charm.
"Now!" Primrose said as Ophilia pinned down the woman quick enough. She struggled under the cleric's butt, trying to escape. Primrose grabbed the tiara before it could fall onto the ground. Ophilia rubbed her butt on the woman and released a huge 14 second eggy fart. The woman was gagging from the horrible smell that filled the air.
"W-what is that horrible odor...?" She asked. Ophilia giggled.
"It's the smell of my stinky farts~~" Ophilia said, as she continued rubbing her big rump on the woman's face. "Maybe you shouldn't stolen the tiara and hurt my merchant friend. Now you'll be stuck in my smelly fart chamber~~" Ophilia said, releasing another big eggy fart. Primrose was pinching her nose, but also smiling at Ophilia. The stench of eggs was slowly spreading in the cave. Primrose caught a whiff of the smell and shrugged it off. She didn't want to react in a way that would cause her friend to worry.
"Get your ass off of me!" The woman said, trying hard to struggle.
"Quiet, sweetie." Primrose said as she looked down at the complaining woman. "Stealing a tiara I bought and hurting a friend of mine, this is what you deserve." She said, giving the woman a terrifying stare. Primrose saw the fear in those eyes and smiled evilly to give the woman more anxiety. She walked away so the farts wouldn't be smelt by her.
"Oh this is gonna be a big one...Primrose I hope you have that nose pinched!" Ophilia said, as she perfectly positioned her butt between the woman's nose. She let out a 30 second eggy fart that quickly stunk up the cave. The creatures smelling it were quickly fainting, dropping like flies. The woman under her big butt was gagging from the unbearable stench. Ophilia's butt didn't exactly smell good either. Primrose felt like she should've been involved, but Ophilia wanted to handle it herself and Primrose accepted that. The woman was gasping for air, begging to be released out of this gaseous trap. Ophilia giggled as she released a 18 second eggy SBD. This silent but deadly fart was enough to overpower the unfortunate woman under her butt and she passed out.
"What...do we...do..now?" Primrose asked between coughs.
"If Sunshade has a prison I guess we'll go there and put her in the jail..?" Ophilia said.
"Let's just get out of here...that SBD you released is getting to me.." Primrose said, pinching her nose. Ophilia carried the woman with them who smelled badly of eggs. It didn't faze Ophilia much, but Primrose went ahead to avoid the nauseating stench. When they got to town, Ophilia explained to the guards about what happened.
"The woman is currently unconscious, you shouldn't have trouble putting her in her place." Primrose said.
"One of the guards actually saw the robbery at the time, but was extremely tired and she thought it was her imagination." The female guard said. "But thanks for reporting it and bringing the evil doer here to us." From there they took the unconscious woman from Ophilia as the two women went to visit Tressa, who was on the east side of town.
"Hey Tressa, does your knee feel better?" Ophilia asked.
"Yeah, now I can move just fine." Tressa said. "But that woman was something else..."
"I'm just grateful that you're okay and nothing more!" Ophilia said.
"I see Primrose got that tiara back too!" Tressa said. Primrose smiled as she proudly wore the tiara.
"We tracked down that woman and she's in prison where thieves go~~" Primrose said. "I established a plan with Ophilia here."
"What was it?" Tressa asked.
"Is it okay if I say it, Ophilia?" She asked. Primrose wasn't sure if Ophilia was fine with others knowing about her gas.
"Sure..." Ophilia said. "Don't leave anything out."
"So I attached a red charm with a special shine to it near Ophilia's backside, and when the woman was about to snatch it, I signaled to Ophilia and she pinned that thieving woman to the ground." Primrose said.
"And after that I did my punishing method, which was farting on her until she passed out..."  Ophilia said with a small blush.
"Must've been really stinky if you managed to make that thief pass out!" Tressa said.
"Trust me, it was." Primrose said. "Her farts were stinking up the cave, especially that silent but deadly, more like silent butt deadly..." The girls giggled at her remark.
"I'm just curious, could I get a whiff of one? Just to see how bad it smells." Tressa said nervously.
"Alright, but I just had a big meal of eggs earlier so I'm pretty full of gas. But I'll only release one~~" Ophilia said, as she pointed her butt at Tressa's face and released a 18 second eggy fart. Tressa gagged from the smell as expected as Ophilia moved her butt away from Tressa. Primrose giggled to herself internally as she smiled.
"Whew, I can see how a few of those could leave someone unconscious...did you stink the cave up with those?" Tressa asked.
"Probably..." Ophilia said. "You girls wanna go to the bar for some drinks?" Ophilia asked kindly. "If anyone tries stealing from you again, well you know what I'm capable of doing~~" Ophilia winked at them both.
"Sure, let's do it!" Primrose said. Tressa nodded as well.
"Sweet!" Ophilia said. "Well were off to the bar! Or tavern as they call it..." They made their way towards the tavern as some townspeople looked at them strangely, not used to an odd group of women going into the tavern.