Fries Before Guys - Haylor

FBG Chapter 1

But you are not the kind of boy

Who should be marrying the wrong girl

I was listening to Speak Now and I realized, WHY DO PEOPLE GET SO MUCH AFFECTED WITH LOVE? love isn't the most important thing in the world... but they tend to suicide. I don't understand!

"Hey Sarah" 

said by my bestfriend Eva

"Hey Eva, I miss you"

And we hugged

"So how's summer? do you have summer love?"

I laughed at her because she's making fun of me not having a boyfriend.

"Sorry I don't have Eva, but you! you have right?"

She almost cried with the words I said to her

"Hey what's wrong?"

"Me and Chris, we broke up yesterday..."

Now this is what I hate the most! comforting heart broken bffs, like I mean why do you even have relationships if you can't take them seriously...

"There,There Eva... its not your fault, its the universe's fault because it wanted for the both of you to break up"

"Well yeah! I hate that universe!"

"I hate it too Eva, don't worry I'm here for you"

She continued crying, I rolled my eyes because I don't want my girlfriends cry! so I stood up and told her...

"What's the section of that Chris guy?"

She remained silent because she knew that I was going to raid his section and yell at his face.

"Eva, tell me right now or I will yell at your stupid face"

"Fine! Class 312"

I held my bestfriend's hand and went up to the 3rd floor at the 12th section, I went to the front door and yelled.

"WHERE IS CHRISTOPHER JOHNSON?"

Everyone pointed to the guy writing at the chalkboard, I signaled him to go outside, he shook his head and refused to get out of the room, I didn't had a choice but to yell at him in front of her classmates.

"Hey you CHRISTOPHER JOHNSON, YOU HURTED MY BESTFRIEND'S FEELINGS I HOPE YOUR SORRY BECAUSE MY BESTFRIEND LOVED YOU SO MUCH! BUT YOU SON OF A BITCH, HURTED HER" 

I slapped him in the face, leaving Class 312 laughing and clapping they're hands, I pretty sure that Chris guy got scared and probably the impression of the students there is that I'm mean and a bitch, but I'm not.

Eva hugged me "Thank you Bestfriend Sarah! your so nice!"

"Your welcome, not a single guy can hurt my girlfriend's feelings"

She patted my back and we went downstairs... Chris was crying? such a baby

"Miss Fosterrrrrrrrr!" the principal called me 

First day of school and I'm in trouble

"Yes Ma'am Gina?"

"You slapped this young man's face?"

"Sorry but he's being rude he tried to touch me and my bestfriend's boobs"

"Explain yourself Mr.Johnson"

Maybe Chris thought that I couldn't defend myself, so I made up a story that he tried to touch our boobs, that's why I slapped him in the face, what a jerk! crying and all.

"See Ma'am Gina, he can't even explain his self"

"Mr.Johnson! Go to my office now!"

Me and Eva high fived! and yes it was a success either he gets expelled or suspension but either way, the both of us won! yay!