Disclaimer: If you do these, I'm totally fine with it. Don't take this shit seriously.
Have y'all ever just tuned out when you see abs on fantasy covers now? I think it's about time that we address that; I mean, I'm all for some eye candy on Wattpad once in a while but I think we're all just so desensitized to that kind of stuff. Anyone can Google "hot guy with abs" nowadays.
Too bad, 'cuz y'all are gonna have to go back to making some quality content. Fix it
No more comparing men or women to food or using food-related metaphors to describe them, please. It used to be hot. Now it's just kind of overdone and really gross. Sis, I want a hot guy, not a goddamn red velvet cake. Now I just want both. Fix it.
No more "mine" or this other weird possessive shit that gets adolescent teens all hot and bothered. I like a little dominance in bed, but I'm not for abusive storylines. I thought we solved this back in 2016 but it's still in my recommendations, fam. Fix it.
I'm done with kidnapping storylines that develop into romances. Sorry, y'all can keep that back in 2014 back when Wattpad was just PornHub Lite.
Creators, we've gotta start pumping out some quality content! Now, I don't hate "The Kissing Booth" but it's only gonna be a matter of time until Netflix turns one of these shitty werewolf storylines into the next big hit. We need to be promoting the bomb ass, underrated, underappreciated storylines so that Netflix looks at those.
Circling back to my third point, no more using "possession" "territory" or "collection". Not on my good holy Christian feed. I absolutely lose interest in a book when I see those kinds of titles! Am I the only one? These books get millions of reads and thousands of votes, so that must be it, right? Am I the only one seeing this?
And beFORE (yes, that was meant to be read with emphasis on fore) you tell me that I'm just saying that because I'm jealous, you're absolutely right. Why wouldn't I be? Not even for myself (everything I've posted on this account is disgusting garbage), but I'm jealous for all these people out here putting in work to their fucking stories and obsessively editing them just to make them perfect! These people have Pulitzer-level work on their accounts but some other goddamn story that doesn't have good punctuation, grammar, or even a fucking storyline gets featured? Not today, C'Thulhu
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Things I'm F*cking SICK Of Seeing On Wattpad
AcakLiterally just a rant. Don't @ me. Now I'm not telling you that you're NOT allowed to do this; I'm guilty of doing some of these, too. Don't get butthurt, sis.
