A Mackle and Maybe More

Macklemore mackled his way into the quaint little coffee shop, garnering many surprised looks by shocked customers who never imagined when they woke up that morning that they'd see Macklemore himself that same day. On the way in the door he clumsily tripped over his giant pride flag cape, which made the customers that were not looking at him before snap their eyes in his direction curious as to whom made the noise.  At this his cheeks grew red, he already didn't like the attention and he had foolishly gained more of it. He had came into the small comfy coffee shop for a break, something he hadn't had time to do lately as he was always cooped up in the studio making banger after banger,bop after bop,anthem after anthem, and he was worried his mental health might pay the price for his tireless work

Cheeks still red,he strolled over to a barista who flashed him a friendly smile and asked for a latte and went to sit in a comfortable,worn armchair. He sipped his coffee and immediately felt at ease. After a very stressful day he was finally feeling contempt. 

Time stops. The coffee cup falls to the floor and shatters, spilling its contents. "That's gay" hears Macklemore. The weight of the words hit him like a tonne of bricks. he suddenly feels a chill down his back. Macklemore trots out the door in BLIND FURY, seeking the culprit. He desperately looks around searching for who uttered the foul words. His eyes narrow on a man wearing a black hoodie. A black shadow was cast over his face and he had a rat like laugh. He was making jokes about people mothers being homosexuals. Macklemore's face filled with disgust. He makes his way over to the man. 

 "WHAT DID YE SAY BOUT ME MA" screams macklemore as he snaps the mans knees like a glowstick.                                                                                                                                                                      

"FRICKITTY FRACK WHAT WAS THAT" screams the man with snapped knees                                        

the man looks up, revealing his face. Macklemore is met with a set of features identical to his own. The man looks so similar to Macklemore he could hardly tell the difference between them.                                                         

 "Don't ye mean our ma" says the handsome man with a smirk

..........to be continued