~pick up lines~

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Capricorn~ my favourite letters in the alphabet are U R A Q T- laughing jack

Aquarius~ your hands look heavy, would you like me to hold them for you?- slenderman

Pisces~ if you were a fruit you'd be a fineapple- Jason the toymaker

Aries~ your lips look Lonely, should they like to meet mine?-eyeless jack

Taurus~ if nothing lasts forever will you be my Nothing?- ticci toby

Gemini~ I'll give you a kiss if you don't like it you can return it-bloody painter

Cancer~ you should go to the doctor, your lacking vitamin me- puppeteer

Leo~ you're like my little toe I'm going to bang you on every price of furniture- ben drowned

Virgo~ on a scale of 1-10 your 9 and I'm the 1 you need- lost silver

Libra~ do you know what's on the menu? Me-n-u- masky

Scorpio~ is there a mirror in your pants? Cause I can see myself in them-jeff the killer

Sagittarius~ do you have a sunburn or are you always this hot- hoodie

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